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Name: Hot Pants McGee
Birthdate: June 17, 1975 @ 10:47 pm
Birthplace: Hospital Delivery Room
Current Location: Chair
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Being a sexy bald guy means my hair is invisible.
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 180 lbs
Piercings: All of my body openings are natural, thanks.
Tatoos: I've just stripped to confirm that I have none.
Overused Phraze:
FAVORITES
Food: Steak
Candy: She's just the prostitute I frequent...
Number: Infinity
Color: Steel Blue (bet you can't guess why)
Animal: Bengal Tiger
Drink: H Two Zero
Alcohol Drink: Jack & Coke -- Hold the Jack.
Bagel: Snoopy - oh wait, you said "Bagel" not "Beagle"
Letter: Q for queer - as in this question.
Body Part on Opposite sex: Varies from woman to woman.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: None of the above.
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Golden arches are better than golden showers, I suppose.
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced
Chocolate or Vanilla Both at the same time.
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Depends on who's offering. I may take both.
Dog or Cat: Dogs, big dogs.
Rap or Punk: Punk. Rap sucks.
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: I think scary movies ARE funny.
Love or Money: Money is a lot easier to come by, so I'll take love.
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever my head hits the pillow and my eyes close.
Most Missed Memory: May I get back to you after I find it?
Best physical feature: I get regular compliments on my eyes.
First Thought Waking Up: Usually an F bomb.
Goal for this year: You can ask all you want, but I probably won't tell you.
Best Friends: Not a competition.
Weakness: I cannot leap tall buildings in a single bound. Oh, and women who can make me laugh.
Fears: Only one legitimate fear at the present time.
Heritage: I am a Cajun & Irish mutt.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Water is one of those pesky requirements for living, ya know.
Ever Smoked: Never been on fire.
Pot: There is some in my kitchen. I use them to cook.
Ever been Drunk: Once or twice in a past life.
Ever been beaten up: Yes, but she went back down.
Ever beaten someone up: Noooooooooo...not my "thing" ;-)
Ever Skinny Dipped: Not yet.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: No preference.
Favorite Hair Color: See above answer. <---Efficiency
Short or Long: It has to be longer than mine. I'm kinda picky on this one.
Height: Either short, average, or tall. This is a deal breaker.
Style: Her own.
Looks or Personality: Looks will get your foot in my door, but personality will get you invited to stay for dinner.
Hot or Cute Cute IS hot, baby!!
Drugs and Alcohol: No drugs. Moderate drinking doesn't bother me.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Either/or. I prefer to be treated well.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Several, and none. Hmmmmmmmm...
What country do you want to Visit: Ireland, Italy, & Australia. Sue me for listing three.
How do you want to Die: Don't really care.
Been to the Mall Lately: Today, unfortunately.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love 'em.
Get along with your Parents: Better believe it. I'm blessed to have 'em.
Health Freak: I take reasonably good care of my body.
Do you think your Attractive: I am dead freakin' sexy!!!!
Believe in Yourself: Infinitely
Want to go to College: Been there, got a diploma, and shall return.
Do you Smoke: Welcome home, Captain Redundant!
Do you Drink: You're beginning to overstay your welcome, Captain.
Shower Daily: Quit trying to lower my IQ, you buffoon!
Been in Love: Yes, once.
Do you Sing: I sing often, but the quality leaves a lot to be desired.
Want to get Married: I wasn't aware a marriage proposal was included in this survey. I don't even know who's asking!
Do you want Children:
Have your future kids names planned out: This would be a no. I don't look THAT creepy...do I?
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Fourteen, and DO I HAVE SOME CATCHING UP TO DO!!!
Hate anyone: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no.
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