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You. No, not her. You. No, no, you there, the chick with the face behind the fat chick. Yeah, you.

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Suicide Note

Writing that heading I felt would get people's attention, but hopefully not in the wrong way. Before you go on, I'm good. No suicide here. When you begin to read it you will understand why it is entit...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:53:00 GMT

Wilt Ludley - The Guy You Wish You Were (Part 2)

When we last left our hero:   Myung smiled as she looked up at Wilt. There was something about him that she found offensive, but eerily charming. His clothes were wrinkled, his pants were stained...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 15:55:00 GMT

Wilt Ludley - The Guy You Wish You Were (Part 1)

Wilt Ludley is a man of a simple degree. His admirations, are obtainable. His motivations, are modifiable. His inclinations, are questionable, and his reputation, is deplorable.   One could even ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:33:00 GMT

Doggystyle

Disclaimer: I toiled many hours before posting this. I was told by some it was a terrible idea to do so for it is so graphic and insane. Yet other people told me it was hilarious and it needed to be s...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 11:54:00 GMT

Urine My Dreams

Disclaimer from author: This is a short story that I wrote for the show I am writing/co-producing. The general idea is a stage show that will have writers, performers, comedians, poets, and anybody el...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 06:55:00 GMT

Boston's Public Transit Cast of Characters

Like most of Bostons working public, I ride the T every day to work. Because I am heading into work, I am already in the worst possible mood, but recently, I have become even more agitated at some of...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 07:50:00 GMT

From the MTC Archives: Bathroom Banter

If it were up to me, I would spend my entire day in the bathroom. I feel very at home in there, regardless of whether or not I am using the facilities provided for me. I am more of an atmosphere kind ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 14:19:00 GMT

Homeless and LOVING IT!

My office is around the corner from South Station, which may on the surface look like a convenient place to catch a T or commuter rail train, but is in fact a clever guise built by Bostons finest hom...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 13:30:00 GMT

Girlfriends Always Make the Best Ex-Girlfriends

When gentlemen are on the cusp of entering a new relationship with a young lady, we are so consumed by the fact that an attractive, sweet girl is paying attention to us that we often have to slow ours...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:09:00 GMT

Homeslumming

I am pretty sure that in the back of my mind I knew it was going to be a shit show. I didnt go to last years homecoming solely because I had nothing interesting to talk about. I was under the impres...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 15:07:00 GMT