My name is Mark and I am the Bad Guy. I take way too many drugs, drink way too much alcohol, eat nothing that is good for me, and I know about 700 different ways to make you my bitch. I work the door at ZYDECO, the most bad-ass music venue-nightclub in Birmingham, don't even try it, you cannot win an argument with me. I also work with and photograph the SOS Modeling girls here in B'ham, add them.
It's the ONLY modeling company out there with no ulterior motives, and we have the most beautiful girls on the planet. I have no sympathy for you or your problems, please don't bore me to death with them. If I don't like you, you'll know it pretty quickly. I do what I want, say what I want, and there's pretty much nothing that can be done to control me. Alot of people think I'm heartless, but I think I'm funny. I have more friends than I need, please don't think kissing my ass will get you anywhere special. I write funny blogs, put up stickers with my face on them all over the country, and generally do whatever I want. I'm working on my first book, which I have taken on because I believe men aren't men anymore, and it's my job to destroy the whole "metro-sexual" lifestyle. Look for it in stores soon. My best friend on Earth is Boucher, who's my completely deaf and slightly retarded cat. But if you make fun of her, I promise you, she'll piss on you. I'm a notorious hippie beater and frat-boy destroyer, and everytime I make one cry God kisses a baby. I'm friends with some of the most beautiful women you've ever seen, but hands off, you gotta go thru me to get to them. I usually say the wrong things at the worst times, and I'm about as content as I can be. Oh, and once I ate 75 McNuggets. And this is the FUNNIEST SHIT in the world. Pre-BALLS MCSTALLION days, listen to how bad some people hate me.
The Good Fight part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjPZ9avso_k
The Good Fight Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQrZyRiDOgY
geto boys - Gangster Of Love - The Geto Boys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyq37L1pa0o
