Gargamel

Gargamel (RIP 1991-2005) is the True Grim Norwegian Cult Black Metal Band started by True Black Metal veterans Lord Dolohov Mulciber and Count Draco Horcrux. There were many other session musicians, but Dolohov and Draco killed them all. Lord Dolohov was arrested for one of these murders and spent five years in jail. Count Draco was also arrested, for burning toadstool houses. Due to the imprisonment of its leading members, this Grim Anti-Smurfian Black Metal-band recorded only two legendary releases: The 'Jeg Hater Smurfene'-demo and the full-length debut 'True Smurficidal Smurfantropic Anti-Smurfian Black Metal Smurfocalypse', which set a new standard for extreme Metal music. In 2005, Lord Dolohov and Count Draco decided to split up, and started a new True Metal band centered around another powerful magician, Voldemort .

Jeg Hater Smurfene demo
(limited to 666 hand numbered copies)
1. Intro: Jeg Hater Smurfene
2. Kill Papa Smurf
3. Kill Smurfette
4. Kill Vanity Smurf
5. Kill Baby Smurf
6. Kill Hefty Smurf
7. Kill Brainy Smurf
8. Kill Jokey Smyrf
9. Kill Grouchy Smurf
10. Kill Clumsey Smurf
11. Kill Dreamy Smurf
12. Kill Handy Smurf
13. Outro: I Hate Smurfs

True Smurficidal Smurfantropic Anti-Smurfian Black Metal Smurfocalypse CD
1. Intro: Total Smurfocaust
2. Smurficidal Tendencies
3. Symphony of Impaled Smurf Corpses
4. I am the Anti-Smurf
5. Burning the Toadstool Village
6. Smurfblast Armageddon
7. Ave Hogatha
8. Grim Pure Smurfantropy
9. Death Cult of Azrael
10. Hail Balthazar Triumphant
11. True Smurficidal Smurfantropic Anti-Smurfian Black Metal Smurfocalypse
12. When the Cursed Blue Ones Perish In Flames
13. 666: Doomed by Smurfophobia
Both releases are sold out and probably too grim, loud and evil for you anyway!