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Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||| 46%
Schizoid |||||| 22%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 54%
Borderline |||||| 26%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||| 34%
Dependent |||||||||| 34%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||| 18% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Humanitarian |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Family drive |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| %
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Honor |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Thriftiness |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Llewellyn William Mortensen
Birthday: 03/02/82
Birthplace: between my mothers loins
Current Location: Planet: Earth, Country: USA, State: Denial
Eye Color: Degowop brown
Hair Color: Degowop brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambi
Your Heritage: 93% Chimp
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Tennis shoes
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Being where i am today in two years
Your Perfect Pizza: myle's Pizza, bacon and Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Enroll for my master's degree
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bad Evil Monkey!
Thoughts First Waking Up: (relieved sigh) Chuck Norris didn't kill me in my sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: hair and "ahem" unmentionables. (crap forget I mentioned them!
Your Bedtime: when my head hits the pillow
Your Most Missed Memory: If I missed it, how would I know it? Bad question!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, I don't do hard drugs
MacDonalds or Burger King: Isn't it McDonalds?
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: home made
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both, just gimme the fucking caffiene!!!
Do you Smoke: only when lit on fire
Do you Swear: every damn day
Do you Sing: I've been known to let a sweet melody escape my lips
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: Oh yeah
Do you want to go to College: Been there, going back again
Do you want to get Married: Sure
Do you belive in yourself: Nope, I don't exist, everyone knows that
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not in the slightest
Do you think you are Attractive: Yup, I would shag me. Course my opinion in the matter is a bit biased don't you think?
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em
Do you play an Instrument: Piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NyQuil and Sudafed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos do come in boxes, but there's like over 150 of em, and no I haven't!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: definition of dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: Do we need to count? Crap this may take a while
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: Mid Coitus
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A junkie! Or Dr. Will. Depends on how much my Ph.D will run me
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: color don't matter, as long as they got eyes
Favourite Hair Color: Hair don't matter, as long as they got hair
Short or Long Hair: Long is good
Height: shorter then me
Weight: less then me
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: Can we narrow this question down? Presciption? Street? Asprin? C'mon now
Number of CDs I own: somewhere between none and a fuck load
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0... To regret is to deny reality
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