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John

About Me

I was the original drummer for the Beatles.
I have the power to bend minds with my spoon.
I am the red man on your black and white TV.
In the documentary of my life, I will be playing me.
Kenneth, what's the frequency?.
I am afraid of tigers, but not of earthquakes.
I am a game show host in your strangest dream.
I am the author of Undeath of a Salesman, the story of a vampire (but is it really tragedy if he doesn't fall from greatness?).
I am part of the international conspiracy.
I am the other white meat.
My level of ignorance is aleph naught.
I'll have that last slice of pizza, if you don't want it.
I bet you think this song is about you.
See me. Feel me. Touch me. A little lower.
I write the songs that make the whole world sephardic.
I'm not wearing any socks -- Film at 11.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

that girl over there. No, not her. The one sitting next to her. Yeah, that's right, the nerdy cute one. Do you think I should go talk to her? Oh yeah? Well just you watch me, mr. funny guy. Watch & learn, buddy boy, watch & learn.
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Could you tell me when a million years has past, cuz that's when she said to come back so I could get her number.

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