I was the original drummer for the Beatles.
I have the power to bend minds with my spoon.
I am the red man on your black and white TV.
In the documentary of my life, I will be playing me.
Kenneth, what's the frequency?.
I am afraid of tigers, but not of earthquakes.
I am a game show host in your strangest dream.
I am the author of Undeath of a Salesman, the story of a vampire
(but is it really tragedy if he doesn't fall from greatness?).
I am part of the international conspiracy.
I am the other white meat.
My level of ignorance is aleph naught.
I'll have that last slice of pizza, if you don't want it.
I bet you think this song is about you.
See me. Feel me. Touch me. A little lower.
I write the songs that make the whole world sephardic.
I'm not wearing any socks -- Film at 11.