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the constant avant-gardener.

to ask nothing. to expect nothing. to depend on nothing.

About Me

i happen to be a multi-talented, pretentious prick of an artist; but i'll be nice to you if i see you. i have to keep the status quo.something that sums everything up: i am an indie snob!

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You're just too cool for school, aren't you? You're pretty narrow minded and opinionated with regards to music (and probably most other things as well). But you're allowed to be, because you really are better than everyone else. You take pride in obscurity. You probably prefer vinyl too, you elitist bitch. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

organs, true emotion, unwavering complacency, french, revolution blessed by revelation, black&white, pretention.

I'd like to meet:

artists who are like-minded: elitist, pompous, talented, and slightly pricks.

Music:

blonde redhead, xinlisupreme, a perfect circle, pixies, sonic youth, liars, mogwai, notwist, sun kil moon, amon tobin, xiu xiu, slowdive, radian, venetian snares, aphex twin, my bloody valentine, blackout beach, flossin, takashi wada, karate, gang of four, mclusky, merzbow, max richter, panda bear, sylvain chaveau, tracy+the plastics, wolf eyes.........

Movies:

reservoir dogs, eternal sunshine, the royal tenenbaums, the professional, the lion king, apocalypse now, dancer in the dark, garden state, serpico, run lola run.

Television:

west wing. fin.

Books:

the romantic manifesto. as i lay dying. invisible man. l'etranger. the sound and the fury. oedipus. the great gatsby. anthem. catch-22. slaughterhouse-five. the mayor of casterbridge. high fidelity.

Heroes:

myself in my ruling prime.

My Blog

predictable...i see.

You scored as English. You should be an English major! Your passion lies in writing and expressing yourself creatively, and you hate it when you are inhibited from doing so. Pursue that interest of y...
Posted by the constant avant-gardener. on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:11:00 PST

1.3

carap(ace) flying by the (3:s)e(2:a)t of your (1:p)ant(4:s) (6end:car)essing sticks (2,4:o)f (3:m)an-made slaug(1:h)ter (car)ap(ace) hiding in armor (6) airbags are ((use(r))less at (high)-(speed...
Posted by the constant avant-gardener. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

1.2d/corpus christi and (psycho)sis over(run)

corpus the christy corpse noctum carry on the shoulders of corpus christi christy comes, christy slaughters christy maims, christy taunts christys a jibe christy's not a corpse but a corpse br...
Posted by the constant avant-gardener. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

1.2c/the meat princess

born on a block in a small neighborhood in a small town to a small mother and a butcher for a father. handling raw meat products in her teens in her fathers salon. the family trade picked up well in...
Posted by the constant avant-gardener. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

1.2a: silk dressings, forlorn figures, and something non-whimsical

to australia fleeting passions with too much love your state is undefinable but telling porous rocks: your made of and far away for which you should do (virginia says) let them die let them di...
Posted by the constant avant-gardener. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

1.1a

casual contention forcethrow caution to the wind my friendthrow caution to the windfearless but fearful, noughtrotting is the senseof evoking ethereal planestie them all togethertie them all in a stri...
Posted by the constant avant-gardener. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

1.0: handsome

handsome hand some wicked winds of the white a terse mankind rite the dog a fledgling virgins curse to the full exotic eternity of clive what does
Posted by the constant avant-gardener. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

0.9c: asunder

redhead voluptual stain of corsets floating from the mirth of bluffs counseled by and coaxed by little loved ones. "that way they can make you do what they want you to do." burns on the retina of mind...
Posted by the constant avant-gardener. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

0.9b: afloat

cursing stomping rampaging pacing around the room to find the golden calf of fingers moving slowly under warped time space and life warped life meaning signifying breaks in space bent to the whim of t...
Posted by the constant avant-gardener. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

0.9a

this cringing hand held to the side erect/and forced and waiting and held and hoping to be held anxious. wanting and hoping and and waiting this is too fast this too much wanted this is happening th...
Posted by the constant avant-gardener. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST