Just a point of reference |
Over the summer on my way to a Braves game I decided to entertain a psychic lady while waiting for the shuttle. My psychic was your standard run of the mill nut job- she had the crystal ball, gipsy fa...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:02:00 PST |
I met Prince Charming |
Unfortunately for me he turned out to be the one from Shrek as oppose to say... Snow White, or just about any other fairytale princes. I could write a novel explaining how utterly ridiculous Charm...
Posted by Samantha on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:14:00 PST |
Family reality part II |
* My step dad has been living in the US for several decades now; he's perfectly fluent in English and holds several degrees. My mother came to the US about 12 years ago without knowing a lick of engl...
Posted by Samantha on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST |
For the greater good of mankind |
E-V-E-R-Y-D-A-Y i drive my sorry ass to my ivy league school and back through the burbs, I use to do the same in Lawrenceville, but now i have the pleasure of doing it all over again on the other side...
Posted by Samantha on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:49:00 PST |
KSU students have ivy league potential |
*Taking place at front desk of student services w/ KSU student* Me: Hi i'd like to find out the schedule for the next Model UN meeting. Girl: HHmm ok hold on let me check *goes to supervisor* Girl: Y...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:04:00 PST |
Family reality show part 1 |
*Typical sunday evening conversation* Cat: hhhhhhhissssssssssss, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooowwwww!! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! meeeeeeeeeeeoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Dad: what's happening? what does t...
Posted by Samantha on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:51:00 PST |
How to bake a pizza without actually baking it |
So here's the deal, my mother is a vegetarian/macrobiotic nut. She decided to go on this yucky lifestyle change about two years ago, ever since then our fridge has consisted of nothing but ginarmous f...
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:03:00 PST |
