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Jessica Explains It All!

She turns chaos into art.

About Me

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- I'm different than most girls. - Fake accents make me happy.
- Music is my life. - I have trouble making decisions.
- Guys who wear scarves intimidate me. - I can't decide if a decent tan is worth the possible melanoma.
- I'm not worried about the economy because I don't understand it. - Reading music reviews makes me feel stupid.
- I love pretending I have the courage to quit my job. - It's my goal to be environmentally conscious without sounding like a complete douchebag.
- I have the strength of a wet noodle. - I'm creeped out by 15-year old girls who look older than me.
- I'd rather have my head explode than wear a bike helmet. - I'm concerned your hotness may eventually make me insecure.
- I'm terrified of being offline. - I don't know how to burp.
- I'm afraid of commitment to another TV show. - I tend to break out in random song & dance now and then.
- The Burger King scares the living shit out of me. - Yes, I'm a Hanson fan. Yes, they're still around. No, I don't want to hear you attempt to sing "MMMBop".
- On this day many years ago, something interesting probably happened.
SHOWS OF '08:
"If you can't get through it, you can listen to it."
February 2nd - Mika March 2nd - Young Frankenstein on Broadway
March 8th - The Stills April 11th - Hanson in Milwaukee
April 12th - Hanson in Madison April 13th - Hanson in Green Bay
April 21st - Hanson in Rochester April 22nd - Hanson in Albany
April 29th - Hanson in Sayreville May 2nd - Hanson in Allentown
May 3rd - Hanson in Lancaster May 8th - Phantom Planet in NYC?
June 3rd - Rilo Kiley in NYC June 15th - Rooney in NYC
January 17th-22nd - Hanson on a cruise to the Bahamas!
Oh, and buy some of the jewelry I make :)
Chaos Into Art Unique jewelry that makes a statement.

My Interests


LIKES: Music, movies, video games, acting, art, poetry, making jewelry, reading, dark chocolate, laughing, road trips, vintage, Lucille Ball, 1957 Chevy Bel Air, guys with long hair, stickers, childhood, Chuck Taylors, pickles, softball, Batman, aqua, pink, lime green, clothes, history, concerts, Disney, rollercoasters, swing sets, television, Lost, old school Nickelodeon, supernatural things, swimming, mozzerella, roasted peppers, Mario's dressing, black olives, computers, snood, dogs, weimaraners, traveling, volleyball, coloring, tattoos, comedy, ducks, photography, handlebar mustaches, vinyl records, the 1950's, arts and crafts, shiny objects, creativity, graphic design, interior design, magic markers, dancing in my car, playgrounds, modeling, French accents, the Ninjabread Man, being a Food Floozy with Wubz, speaking in Yiddish with Booba, kisses on the kepe, Tetris, thrift stores, garage sales, Stuart, salad, lyrics, charity, dresses, dress up, make up, jewelry, Salvador Dali, pictures, honey mustard, Nintendo, Gus Gus, Legos, DS, writing, polka dots, being random, fairies, thunderstorms, bubblegum, mashed potatoes, magazines, books, pools, inside jokes.
My amazing friends





Music:


30 Seconds To Mars
AC/DC
Ace of Base
Aerosmith [1]
Alanis Morissette [1]
The All-American Rejects
Arctic Monkeys
Avril Lavigne
Bad Company
The Beatles
Ben Jelen [5]
Ben Kweller [5]
Billy Joel
The Bird and the Bee
Black Crowes
Black Sabbath
Bon Jovi
Brand New
Broadway Soundtracks
Bush
Butch Walker
Carrie Underwood
Cary Brothers
Celine Dion [1]
The Click Five
Coconut Records
Coheed and Cambria
Coldplay
Corrine Bailey Rae
The Counting Crows
Cream
Creed [1]
Cute Is What We Aim For
Daughtry
Death Cab For Cutie
Deep Purple
Dispatch [1]
The Dixie Chicks
Duffy
The Elected
Elton John
Emmy Rossum
Evanescence [1]
Everybody Else
Feist
Fergie
Filomath [2]
Fionn Regan
Fountains of Wayne
Frank Sinatra
The Fratellis
The Fray
Fuel
Garbage
Gin Blossoms
Gomez
The Goo Goo Dolls
Green Day
Guns 'n Roses
Gwen Stefani
Hanson [24]
Harvey Danger
Head Automatica [1]
Imogen Heap
Incubus
Ingrid Michaelson
Iron and Wine
Jack's Mannequin
James Taylor
Jet
Jethro Tull
Jewel
Johnathan Rice [1]
John Mayer [1]
Jon McLaughlin
Kate Voegele [2]
Katy Rose
Keane
Kelly Clarkson [2]
The Killers
Kill Hannah
Kings of Leon
Kiss
The Kooks
Landon Pigg
The Last Goodnight
Last Week [1]
Led Zeppelin
Lenny Kravitz
Letters To Cleo
The Like [1]
Limbeck
Lisa Loeb
Lit [1]
Locksley [4]
Ludo
Madonna
Mae
Making April
Mandy Moore [1]
Marilyn Manson
Maroon 5 [1]
Matchbox 20
McFly
Melee
Michael Jackson
Michelle Branch [1]
Mika [1]
Modest Mouse
The Moffatts
Mute Math
My Chemical Romance
Nirvana
No Doubt [1]
Oasis
The Offspring
Paramore
Phantom Planet [2]
The Plain White T's
Plumb
The Postal Service
Queen
The Rewinds [1]
Rilo Kiley [1]
Rob Thomas
Rod Stewart
The Rolling Stones
Rooney [5]
Savage Garden [1]
The Secret Machines
Seether [1]
Shakira
Sheryl Crow
The Shins
Sick Puppies
Simple Plan [1]
Smash Mouth [1]
Something Corporate
Spin Doctors
Stephen Kellogg & The Sixers [5]
Steve Miller Band
The Stills [1]
Straylight Run
The Strokes
Sublime
Switchfoot
Tegan and Sara
Tim McGraw
U2
Unwritten Law
The Used
Vanessa Carlton [1]
Vendetta Red
Weezer
The Who
and many more...
[Numbers are for how many times I've seen each band/artist live] ..

Movies:

10 Things I Hate About You, Almost Famous, American Beauty, The Amityville Horror, Annie, Austin Powers 2 & 3, Billy Madison, The Birdcage, Bowling For Columbine, Casper, Catch Me If You Can, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, A Christmas Story, Christmas Vacation, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, Cinderella, Clue, Curly Sue, Dawn Of The Dead, Edward Scissorhands, Elf, E.T., Eternal Sunshine For The Spotless Mind, Finding Neverland, Forrest Gump, Freaky Friday, The Goonies, Grease, The Green Mile, The Grudge, Happy Gilmore, Harry Potter 1-3, Haunted Honeymoon, Hocus Pocus, Home Alone 1 & 2, Jungle 2 Jungle, The Labyrinth, The Little Mermaid, The Long, Long Trailer, Look Who's Talking Now, Man Of The House, Masterminds, Memiors Of An Invisible Man, Monsters Inc., Mrs. Doubtfire, My Best Friend's Wedding, My Girl 1 & 2, The Neverending Story 1 & 2, The Notebook, Nothing But Trouble, Now And Then, The Passion Of The Christ, Peter Pan, The Phantom Of The Opera, Pippi Longstocking, The Princess Diaries, Pure Luck, Rent, Rockadoodle, Riding In Cars With Boys, The Ring, Saved!, Schindler's List, School Of Rock, The Shining, Titanic, Toys, Toy Story, The Waterboy, The Wedding Singer, Wild America, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, The Witches, The Wizard Of Oz, Yours, Mine, And Ours, and etc.....

Television:

LOST, I Love Lucy, Friends, Will & Grace, Frasier, Seinfeld, America's Next Top Model, Criss Angel: Mindfreak, What Not To Wear, Everybody Loves Raymond, Saturday Night Live, MADtv, Miami Ink, Mythbusters ..

Books:

Night, At Risk, Carrie, Salem's Lot, Salem Falls, The Da Vinci Code, & basically anything else by Stephen King. ..

Heroes:

Lucille Ball, Gilda Radner, and Robin Williams.

My Blog

Funnies With Friends

Funnies with friends over the years. I found these in my old journal. Updated on: 4/18/08 Me: What's the test in Health on?Heather: AlcoholMe: AL GORE?! *Doing a voice exercise in acting class*Person ...
Posted by Jessica Explains It All! on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:58:00 PST

Countdown Survey

First 30 Songs That Play When You Press Shuffle On Your iTunes (No matter how embarassing) 1. "She's Out Of My Life" - Michael Jackson 2. "Til I Hear It From You" - Gin Blossoms 3. "Battle of One" - 3...
Posted by Jessica Explains It All! on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:06:00 PST

A peak into my iTunes library

iTunes Survey List each band or artist in your iTunes library and write how many songs you have for each. Haha, I have some embarassing shit on here (downloaded my Now CDs onto here), plus some old st...
Posted by Jessica Explains It All! on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:41:00 PST

A survey because I was bored :)

A 'Favorites' Survey For The OrganizedRANDOM FAVORITESClothing brand::I don't have a favorite brand, I just wear what I like. Thing to do::Act, listen go music, watch movies, play games, play video ga...
Posted by Jessica Explains It All! on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 12:37:00 PST

Great songs

I'm bored and depressed, so I'm listing my favorite songs by most of my favorite artists. Yes, it's in alphabetical order, but it's just because I copied it from my myspace. I know I'm missing a bunch...
Posted by Jessica Explains It All! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 01:00:00 PST

Bands, Movies, & T.V. Shows

Pick 15 different bands, and answer the same questions for each one: Band: Hanson Members: Zac, Taylor, & Isaac Top 3 fav songs: "With You In Your Dreams", "Every Word I Say", "A Song To Sing" S...
Posted by Jessica Explains It All! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boredom = Double Survey!!

--Lyric Survey-- Are you female or male: "I'm just a girl in the world" - No Doubt How do you feel about yourself: "I don't wanna feel this small" - Something Corporate Describe how you usually feel: ...
Posted by Jessica Explains It All! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm bored. So find out more about me...

*Basics* Name: Jessica Nicknames: Jess, Jessie, Jessafrat, Jessa, Pickles, Lucy, & etc... Birthday: September 28, 1985 Sign: Libra Height: 5'4"ish Eye color: Greenish - But they change colors H...
Posted by Jessica Explains It All! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

55 Things You Didn't Know About Me [Unless you know me reallllly well]

Stolen from Britt :o) 1. My middle name is Lee 2. My birthday is September 28, 1985 3. I've wanted to be an actress since I can remember 4. I used to get a bucket, a towel, and pretend to wa...
Posted by Jessica Explains It All! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST