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emily.

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About Me


"I am not a magician. I'm a soldier, a logistics expert, a strategist, a weapons engineer, and a helluva pushover when it comes to men. That's right: a soft touch. The kind of gal who loves Irish Catholic manic-depressive geniuses who can't get it up because they drink too much and drink too much because they can't get it up. The kind of woman who's hypnotized by a smile on the face of a sadist. The point is, I'm like you. I'm like every intelligent woman I've ever known: underminded by my own vunerability."

My Interests

Not taking myself too seriously.

I'd like to meet:

People who can make me laugh.
Ryan Malone! :]

Music:

Anything overly epic.

Movies:

I love old movies, circa 1950-1960's.

Books:

If you liked The Perks of Being a Wallflower, you have no taste. Read something with actual substance, not a ridiculous book filled with pseudo-intellectualism.

Always:
Emily Prager
John Irving
Flannery O'Connor
Tennesse Williams
John Updike
Mary Gaitskill
Sylvia Plath
Raymond Carver
Anne Sexton

Heroes:



I love Bettie Page.

My Blog

Peta.

If you believe in Peta, I’m not posting this to attack you, offend you or throw any of my beliefs about the organization in your face. I whole-heartedly respect your opinions and choices.&n...
Posted by emily. on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 11:26:00 PST

Britney Spears.

I recorded the Video Music Awards, and it made me very, very sad watching Britney Spears' proformance. Not just because I find it terrible that MTV threw her back into a horrible ring of contenders, b...
Posted by emily. on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:19:00 PST

I think this is beautiful.

"Therefore, dear Sir, love your solitude and try to sing out with the pain it causes you. For those who are near you are far away, you write, and this shows that the space around you is beginning to g...
Posted by emily. on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST