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♥Mastro♥

I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour

About Me

.. I'm Lauren. I'm Italian,Austrian,German,Hungarian and Czechoslovakian(Slovak). I'm awesome. I will one day get jumped for my racist comments/jokes. I always get creepy smiles from black men,indian people and mexican grass cutters. I get sick if i'm outside in the sun for a long time. I don't smoke or drink. I Love to sing. I love music. I'm no longer scared to drive and i got my licence HOLLA. I hate parking lots because I always think I'll get hit by a car. I love Skittles and Lifesavers because i'm friggin fat If I don't like you, you'll know. I love my family. I love to laugh. But it takes a LOT to make me laugh. I love long car rides.. I love bright colors. . I ♥ makeup. I am scared of cats,birds,insects,big dogs,parking lots,rubberbands,ballons,needles,knives,etc. ..

My Interests

Taking Pictures.
Music.
Singing.
CHINESE FOOD.
Laughing.
Accents.
Art.
My Friends.
French.
Reading.

Music:

A little bit of everything.

Movies:

No Country For Old Men
Party Monster
Apocalypto
Knocked Up
The 10th Kingdom
The Life Of David Gale
all the SAW movies.
Garden State
Amelie
Drop Dead Fred
May
The Crow
Spice World
Ghost World
Cruel Intentions

Television:

BIG BROTHER
Nancy Grace
Gossip Girl
To Catch A Predator
Hannah Montana
Veronica Mars
The OC
Gilmore Girls
Project Runway
The Simple Life
Intervention
House
America's Next Top Model

Books:

Rant
Choke
Cupcake
Disco Bloodbath
White Oleander
A Clockwork Orange

Heroes:

My Grandpop Mike.(RIP 7-12-05).
My Father.
My Mother.
My Sister.
My Grandmom
My Grandfather Nichola.(♥Nonno, may you rest in peace ♥).
Tori Amos.
KEVIN AND HIS BOX OF WHEAT THINS!

My Blog

**A brief synopsis of human behavior.(Part 3: the alpha male)**

A brief synopsis of human behavior (Part 3: the alpha male) It's a frequented hobby of the males of the species to mentally toy with and manipulate the females. It provides a reassuring sense of grat...
Posted by ♥Mastro♥ on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 10:09:00 PST