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Meliss Forealâ„¢

Life's a fucking joke, good thing I love to laugh.

About Me


Im Melissa. I rock.
I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.
I want to be remembered for my words, not my rugged good looks that united a nation
Music Is Love In Search Of A Word
"The opposite sex is the most dangerous and addictive drug out there, but the high is out of this world."
I want to be tied up - Not tied down
"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People Know me. I'm very important. I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
I Trust Almost No One.
"I have an overactive imagination . Rules were made broken. I'm my biggest critic. A thought echoes a million times in my head before it reaches my throat and i can swallow it. Overtly sexual and persuasive. I fall prey to my own Passions and Delusions of Grandeur."
-I'm outgoing, funny, loud, passionate, driven, inspired, and intelligent.
-Im the kind of person that laughs when someone else falls down. Im the kind of person whos gonna be real with you. Im not gonna lie to make you happy, in other words. Im also the kind of person who isnt gonna put up with other peoples bullshit.
Someday I want to be a ninja, I mean I already am one...but like..a fucking KICK ASS ninja who does super sweet things all day long
Im looking to move, even though I do enjoy the city. any suggestions?
-I love to sing. for real. music is pretty much my life. I'm pretty outgoing. One of my favorite things to do is to talk to people. Im pretty open and like to tell people whats on my mind. Even if it is the most random thing you've ever heard in your fuckin life. I talk to strangers like its my job. I like to talk in general. I like to be around people. I'm social. I dont really care what people think about me, to a certain extent. Im a very touchy feely person, when i talk i touch. i like to hug. i like to cuddle...whatever
-I think its really funny when little kids fight...or fall down..i laugh. I can name all 50 states alphabetically in like...30 seconds. It's amazing. I take alot of pictures of myself and everyone around me. It's a habbit. You'll learn to love it.
-I like movies. I love music...Ooo and by the way i have HELLA A.D.D....when it comes to guys im really picky. I love to be around someone i can laugh with. love to laugh. I also like piercings wow. lovely. i pretty much just like to have a good time.
-I'm currently a junior @ SIUE. Im taking random classes because i have no idea what i want to do in my life, which i'm okay with. I'll probably end up being a hobo or something. sweet action.
AIM- MELISSASAYSYO
"Kissing in the shower and tasting the water from her lips... oh, and the goosebumps on her body when I'm plowing her on the bathroom floor."

My Interests


Damn
It feels good to be a gangsta


I'd like to meet:


I could spend forever getting to know you. I would always be curious & you would always be interesting.

Brandon Boyd and I should mate......again.
Someone i can actually have a conversation with. Someone that doesnt mind being goofy sometimes. Someone that loves to laugh. Someone who's honest. Someone that enjoys music and by enjoys i mean LOVES. Someone interesting. Someone that doesn't take things for granted. Someone that likes to go out to clubs, but yet someone who also likes to stay home and watch movies. Someone that likes to hold hands. Someone that will make me feel safe. Someone that i know will always be there for me.....or Dane Cook.

Johnny Knoxville
Garrett Hedlund
Charlie Hunnam
Travis Barker
Jared Leto
Johnny Depp

Music:

I Love Music it's my passion and my life.
i sing. i've played piano since i was 4. I can pretty much play any instrument i pick up. i listen to pretty much everything. evvvvvvvverything, rock, oldies, goodies, rap, pop, techno, .everything...except country. I love incubus. Brandon Boyd's voice makes my clothes fall off. love love love love. i met them last july. i have alot of music....

I'm always down for listening to new music. any kind. So if you have a favorite and want to share it holler at me

Movies:

I willferrel+adamsandler. i love anchorman. ZOOLANDER OOOMGG anything with them. i like funny movies. i like to laugh. scary movies make me ...scared. i get scared easily. i love anchorman. without a paddle. land before time. edward scissor hands. pirates of the carribean. Labyrinth. old school. boondock saints. american history x. requirem of a dream. i want to have adam sandlers love child..........

Television:

i love the simpsons and family guy. Ive gotten addicted to VH1. its interesting. I used to watch alot of animal planet and discovery channel. Since i didnt pay attention in class, i thought it was like learning and kept me satisfied for my learning quota. Food channel is always a classic.

Heroes:

My Mom & Dad. My Grandpa. Erica Leydens. Brandon Boyd. Jack Black. Amy Lee. Marshall Mathers. my kitter. Will Ferrel. Adam Sandler. Lauron. Erica. PeterPan. Beethoven. Bach. george washington carver. (ilovepeanutbutter)

My Blog

The Weather is Warmer..The Days are Longer

As I find myself sitting here, staring into the cyberworld of Myspace, I find myself in a perdicament. What to do? It is 11 am. There's a number of things I could do to fill my day, but the question i...
Posted by Meliss Foreal" on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

Bitter Sweet Symphony of Life

Ladies and GentlemenI bid you good day. Last night was Miss Emileigh's birthday and being the good BFF I am, I attended her gathering. It was good times. There was a balloon and everything. Who does...
Posted by Meliss Foreal" on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:59:00 PST

School is for ninnies...

So..here I am sitting in class... I'm a ninny.I've been living on Steve and Andrew's couch. You're probably asking yourself  "but why?" and this is why, my friends...Because the State of Illinois...
Posted by Meliss Foreal" on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST

.:Gemini:. Does Threesomes

.:GEMINI:. Does TwosomesNice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing....
Posted by Meliss Foreal" on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:36:00 PST

~Christmas List~

Melissa's Christmas List 1. Loving boyfriend 2. Incubus tickets to the Feb 6th show 3. Back stage passes to the Feb 6th Incubus show 4. A Sexy Bra 5. Something thoughtful that shows you care...
Posted by Meliss Foreal" on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

*updated* TOP 8 THINGER

**All ABout My **** Top8 * Friends** List your Top 8 Friends in the order they appear on your profile! (1): Erica(2): Ross (3): Nate (4): Jer(5): Keesh(6): Steve(7): Allison(8): Mags ***Qu...
Posted by Meliss Foreal" on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

Sweet Mother of EXCITEDNESS!!!

Feb. 6th @ 9:00 @ the Riviera in Chicago my most favoritest band of all time will be performing and I have to be there     yes, my friends, Incubus.   Incubus is going on tour again and...
Posted by Meliss Foreal" on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST

New York

My plane leaves @ 7:50 Leave me lots of messages and comments They'll brighten my day                   I can not WAIT for august to come theres a count d...
Posted by Meliss Foreal" on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:25:00 PST

o shit

My parents went away last week for their 20th wedding anniversary and left me home alone. So ive been talking to the german exchange chick in my Bio class for most of the semester and this week was pe...
Posted by Meliss Foreal" on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:27:00 PST

Avenged Sevenfold on May 10th!!!

WOOOOOOOOOO IM SO EXCITED ALREADY       im a fag. i know...
Posted by Meliss Foreal" on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:41:00 PST