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E to the R to the I to the N

About Me

A survey told me I don't have a boyfriend because I am too forward. I laugh more than anyone I know, especially at inopportune moments. I am obsessed with history and hope to someday write a scholarly essay on the historical ramifications of the oh-so American staple: PB & J. I love vacuuming and instant gratification. I speak in accents not only for my flair for drama, but for masking my true intent or feelings. I am honest to the core...unless honesty means conflict. I have pink skin. Everywhere. I did not "get some sun." I have selective personal space issues. And I bake pies to show love and appreciation. Michael Sophocles has informed me that I am rather contradictory, and now reading this section I am convinced he is right.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My mom and dad for dinner. And Rufus Wainwright again and again and again.

My Blog

Renuzit

I just saw a commercial for Renuzit.  Okay.  So it shows all these women walking around in their houses dumping these scented crystals into open glass apparatuses and setting them on coffee tables and...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:58:00 GMT

EPIPHANY: Rolling Stones vs. OK Go

Okay y'all.  I just had a huge musical epiphany.  Or maybe not an epiphany, but some sort of cool, music WOW moment!So there's that song, Sympathy for the Devil, by the Rolling Stones. ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:38:00 GMT

The Siren Hates Me

This is a tale of four-thirty in the morning.At four twenty-two I arrived in the parking lot of Starbucks and sat listening to Rufus in my car, even bored enough to make a photographic self portrait u...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:23:00 GMT

The Portable Cummings

IntroductionHaving posted many pictures of my most recent trip to Ireland, I will now provide a compilation of short stories exclusively selected from the coveted Depths of My Mind, currently out of p...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:48:00 GMT

Je me mets en quete de la verite

Time: 1:33 AMWhy am I awake?  I have no idea.  But I can't sleep.And I just read my travel journal that contains my innermost thoughts on life and people and places (like Paris and London).&...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:31:00 GMT

A Strange Look Inside My Head and the Power of the Dream Dictionary

MORE Ingrid Michaelson lyrics that I love:        Rolled around on kitchen floors.Tied my tongue in pretty bows with yours. And now we pass.And just like glass,...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:42:00 GMT

Man’s Best Friend

Tonight my Howdy dog had to be put to sleep.  We have had him since I was six almost seven.  A long time.  He's my Beans, Howard, Hoot, Weeble, Man Dog...I love him.  But now he is...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 20:46:00 GMT

In Reverence to Summer...

I feel it is necessary on this final day of summer vacation to recount the best summer of my life--the summer I learned that I can do anything and everything my heart desires! * The summer began ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 16:43:00 GMT

So I Entered This Contest...

1. Everyone knows that Rufus Wainwright in my God and Savior and that I would jump in front of a moving bus for Him, and only Him. 2. Therefore, it makes perfect sense that I would enter a contest, wh...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:37:00 GMT

The Universality of Facial Expressions

1. A woman went into the men's restroom at Giverny and then a man ran into her when she was on her way out.  He made the best face, you know, like his eyebrows raised, his eyes wide open, an...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:56:00 GMT