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locifer!

laurenkayleen

About Me


(getting there.)
i love:
a signifié simplement pour être.
"i wore a what would jesus do bracelet in a movie theater once to see if it worked. a guys cell phone went off.. one of those obnoxious rings where its a song, and he doesnt want to answer it because 'the good parts comin'. and he answers the phone in the theater, 'whats goin on. no, im in the movies.' this is what i said, verbatim, and im not going to censor myself. 'hey buddy, get off the phone please.' this is what he says to me. 'shut up and mind your own business, asshole.' yeah. now theres trouble in river city. im a man. not much of one, but a man. i will choke you if you are younger, smaller, and preferably white. i had my hands on his neck, and then i saw my bracelet staring right back at me. what would jeeesus do? so i lit him on fire and sent him to hell."
-daniel tosh.
now you have to go the long way if you want to lurk my comments.
but you can leave me one if youd like.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Music:

name it. bet ill like it.
plus the scenic .

Movies:

nightmare
labyrinth
hook
jumanji
dead man
beetlejuice
bed knobs and broomsticks
edward scissorhands
james and the giant peach
wizard of oz/return to oz
muppet treasure island
sandlot
dead poets society
dark crystal
adaptation
a scanner darkly
the incredibles
legend
from hell
dumb and dumber
peter pan
ed wood
batman
avp
halloween (most recent)
psycho
charlie and the chocolate factory/willy wonka
robin hood: men in tights
blazing saddles
spaceballs

Television:

scrubs
arrested development
the office
law and order

Books:

the melancholy death of oyster boy
desperation
harry potter
the screwtape letters
les mis

Heroes:

my grandpa, rip.
rick o'connell,obviously. who else can we trust to save us from flesh-eating-reincarnated-evil-mummies?

My Blog

*fsc

just a little bitty look at the school i now attend.i live in a suite with 5 other girls.we share a living room in the middle, and 2 bathrooms.(ive got my own room,thank heavens) so far ive only ...
Posted by locifer! on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:10:00 PST

*reminders

Im trying my best to rest up tonight considering I have to move tomorrow, but im finding it super difficult to sleep. And, like always, ive got my ipod playing, trying to get myself to eventually drif...
Posted by locifer! on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:30:00 PST

*my announcement.

alright,heres the news. im sure ive been dropping hints to some people recently, telling you im not sure whats going on in my life, feeling a little anxious, yadda yadda.aahh.as of december 18th, i wi...
Posted by locifer! on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:17:00 PST

*birthday celebrationssss

lets do a breakdown of the day.midnight: phone call from sally singing me happy birthday, and talking for a half hour till both of us felt loopy from exhaustion.7 a.m: amazing phone call from my other...
Posted by locifer! on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:17:00 PST

*huh.

i copied this from a bulletin rick posted. now, i dont really care if it was or wasnt really by ben stein. the point is what the message says.~~~~~~~~~~~~~The following was written by Ben Stein and re...
Posted by locifer! on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:21:00 PST

*rnnnndoms.

i only like yellow starbursts and yellow skittles.i hate marshmallows but i love smores poptarts.my mom says smart things. 'if god intended it, no one can wreck it.' ... now, which way does it go? hhh...
Posted by locifer! on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:44:00 PST

*phink

thanksgiving was a sad affair this year for me. as i whisper/sang to annika while she fell asleep on the couch, i started to play with her hair. i realized... next year, i wont get to do that. im not ...
Posted by locifer! on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:09:00 PST

*thanksgiving dinner

so, angela, amanda, rachel, hannah, yoli, jennifer, danielle, ashley, and i all went to perkins to have a thanksgiving dinner together before we all left for break. its kindof a tradition. not the per...
Posted by locifer! on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:56:00 PST

*here comes the sun

"I only knew what haunted thoughtQuickened his step, and whyHe looked upon the garish dayWith such a wistful eye;The man had killed the thing he loved,And so he had to dieYet each man kills the thing ...
Posted by locifer! on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:43:00 PST

*mr magoriums wonder emporium

probably a new addition to the top ten list of favorite movies.of all time.'your life is an occasion. rise to it.''i found these shoes at a cute little store in tuscany. i bought enough pairs to last ...
Posted by locifer! on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:20:00 PST