The art of the perfect practical joke.
tomorrow
My sister singing in the dining room.
The ones I don't remember making with my camera...Delilcatessen, Polyester, White Christmas, The Yellow Submarine, The Weather Man, The Science of Sleep, Superbad
Oprah and I are living in a hatch on an island. She pushes the button, I give her free psychotherapy.
100 years of Solitude, Performance Art, The Farming of Bones, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Sedaris and any Ionesco play.
My mom.