I'm from Ortonville..Where If you drive a truck with a smoke stack your cool, Driving anything besides a Dodge or Chevy is a sin, new gas stations and fast food chains get a whole page in the local newspaper, your dad is either in constuction or engineering, the trailor park is considered ghetto and if you live on less then 10 acres you must live in "town". Where H2's and H3's are the soccer-moms weapon of choice and everyone family has either a trailblazer or an explorer. Where teepeeing, bashing mailboxes, and mud-bogging are considered Olympic sports and everyone lives on a dirt road. Where sub-divisions are built on every empty plot of land and you can smell Cook's on a humid day all the way down Seymore Lake Road. Where vice-principles are arrested for being caught with under-cover male prostitutes and PDS is a gift from God. Where Sonoco always has lower gas prices than Shell and everyone's had a friend who's worked at Bueches. Where people deal drugs in the parking lot while all the cops are drinking thier coffee at the gas station. Where PTA moms are considered another breed of human and the freshmen girls get sluttier year by year. Where Taco Bell always gets your order wrong and if you don't know everyones name in your graduating class, you must have just moved to the district. I'm from Ortonville. Where the only place to describe it is," it's by Pine Knob" and driving 20 miles to get anywhere is an everyday thing. Call it Hooterville, O-ville, Ortontucky or Hickville..thats where we're from...get r' donebig nuts
