Member Since: 19/07/2007
Band Members: the band died in a freak human cannonball accident at an abortion clinic.. you can find the video on youtube just type in "why the fuck would you wanna see that " you sick fuckDBX / Dave Brockie Experience = GWAR unmaksed!
Influences: flowers sunshine unicorns jellybeans ,you know sugar spice and everything nice.. along with a severe admeration for the penis and its many uses,midgets,porn,midget porn (bridget the midget check that shit out),nugget magazine,the arts ..fine ones that is,things that happened and you dont talk about like jerking off to your mom ..you know those awkward teen moments,was michaelangalo gay?,beer, drugs,beer,beer,out of body experances, bath time with mr bubbles,dead celebraties,satan can suck jesuses blown out asshole after a gang rape by unwashed roman soldiers after his resurection, necrofelia is cool.. code blue, lucky the donkey,beer,the one and only duckbilled platapus, the jackson 5,i cant beleive your reading all this you must be as bored as me cuz i aint dave and i never met the guy and probly never will, dehydrated marshmellows,beer,ive got 8 fingers and 2 thumbs now what,bilbo baggins,limbs or lack of,compleatly bad ideas,a sober gg allin,im guessing all of this and it in no way reflects the veiws or oppinions of dave brockie or his people,legal disclamer aka the fucking fine print asshole,gin,have you ever read that milk and cheese comic..that shits funny,i think maybe weed but i dont know,nose hair trimmers,the special olympics cuz everybody wins while loosing at the same time ..its beutiful,i fucking hate ramen noodles,and bologne its just a giant hotdog that you eat cold with mustard,fuck you,beer,are you still fucking reading this shit ..by now you should relise its monday night and ive been drinkin beer and gin for the last 6 hours and i aint got nothin better to do than type this shit ..fucking A mother fucker jerking off is a better idea than reading this shit ,what the fuck,use chickens as a masturbation tool ..the eggs gotta pop out of a hole big enough for your dick ..right ...right.. fuck peta,ugly girls, fat girls give the best head,frank sinatra, johnny 5 is alive,pee tastes salty,god damn i gotta wash my dishes cuz my sink is getting rank,i bet my shoes were made by a little chinese kid whoes pay for his 14 hour day was a bowl of rice to share with his family, ha ha,some american little kid is going hungry cuz dad lost his job at the sneaker factory cuz it moved over seas ,ha ha,i gotta make another gin drink ..be right back,its so awesome that hard alchol doesnt freeze cuz this shit is ice fucking cold ..if only crappy beer wouldnt freeze,beer
Sounds Like: the smurfs
Record Label: Unsigned