NIGGER BULLSHIT
If my rockstar career doesn't work out, I was thinking I'd buy a gun and start selling crack. I would be like a laid back crack dealer, though. Not mean or anything. I'd just be like 'Hey boys, how's it going? Want some crack?'
I HAVE A DIRRTY SHITTY POTTY MOUTH... AND IF YOU TAKE ME TO CHURCH I'D MISBEHAVE HORRIBLY
I DONT EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND ME...YOU WONT. I KNOW YOU'LL JUDGE...THATS FINE. TRY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ME, AND NOT ON A DRUNKEN NIGHT----I'D BLOW UR MIND!I CANT COUNT THE TIMES I'VE WANTED TO GET MY OWN AUTOGRAPH...SOMETIMES I LIKE HEARING WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH. ITS THE INTELLIGENCE THAT SOMETIMES GETS LOST
I AM MAD AS HELL AND NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!
[MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SWALLOW MY PRIDE?...I'D RATHER CHOKE AND DIE]
I CANT SURVIVE WITHOUT CIGARETTES, HOTSAUCE AND DEVON!
FEMALES[GIRLS] TEND TO HATE ME...THEY SAY IMA WHORE AND A BLOOD SUCKING BITCH...KEEP AT IT...UR MAKIN ME FAMOUS...ITS SOUNDS SO WONDERFUL, YOU KNOW, MY NAME COMING OUTTA UR MOUTH!
MY MOM SAYS THAT MAYBE I SHOULD WORK AT THE ZOO...I CANT SEEM TO GET ALONG WITH PEOPLE....MAYBE I WOULD DO BETTER WITH ANIMALS...SO I FLIP THE BIRD TO THE SKY
I HAVE NEVER OR WILL EVER LOVE ANOTHER HUMAN BEING THE WAY I LOVE MYSELF
SOMETIMES I LOVE MY LIFE, THEN MY HIGH COMES DOWN! AND DONT MESSEGE ME AND TELL ME TO LIGHTEN UP AND TAKE PROZAC BECAUSE I AM HEVILY MEDICATED FOR EVERYONES PROTECTION!
PLEASE REDIRECT ALL OF YOUR PATHETIC "INSULTS" AND HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIORS STARIGHT INTO THE CRACK OF MY ASS. THANKS! ♥