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"Good evening, we'r from Essex
incase you couldn't tell!."
He made it quite clear that he wanted his gear
by jobbing me straight in the chops
It isn't much fun when the business gets done,
but it's ever so nice when it stops
Whereupon I offered him coke which by way of a joke
was a mixture of acid n smack
Like a jolly good sport he had a huge snort
n was very soon flat on his back