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Sir Hacksaw's Semi-Nude Al Gore Rhythm Nation

About Me

I'm living in Tempe Arizona in case anyone has a circus they want me to play at. Just make sure it's on a bus line. Hay-yo! I used to rule the Yay Area. I got to keep it on the down low because suge knight is trying to kill me, but will respond to messages.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/19/2007
Band Members: Anonymous
Influences:
follow sirhacksaw at http://twitter.com
Actually me twitter handle be twitter.com/chairmanmow
Suge is all up on twitter it's hot
Record Label: Unknown Major
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Fuck this

What's up with misleading headlines on the internet?  The way people read the internet lurks on what lays beyond.  Ultimately, something designed to grab your attention is often times ultimately found...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 13:13:00 GMT

Podiatry

My foot is asleep, blood does not like to circuate down there.  Two toes curl lifelessly, bones infused with joints.  Movements shake spurs from scarred tendons and atrophied ligaments, extending up t...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:17:00 GMT

I had a snappy title, but the browser took so long I forgot

Hello.  I said HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO!!!!!!!!!!!!! WUTT WUH WUH WUH WHATTTTTTTT!??!!!IS THIS GOING TO BE A WORLD CLASS RANT?????  ? ??? ?? SAY WHAT???  WUH WUH WUH WHATTTTTTTT!??!!I can NOT FEEL YO...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:33:00 GMT

Voyeurism. I don't care if you listen to the music on this page. Have I gone pseudoviral or..

forgotten how to count.  Not like I'm at the top of the charts, nor am I aware of any useful metrics myspace gives aside from page views.  Nonetheless, if my in-brain charting system is functioning pr...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:50:00 GMT

PING pong

wak internet connection, but myspace might still run after the apocalypse.------- facebook.com ping statistics ---224 packets transmitted, 89 packets received, 60% packet lossround-trip min/avg/max/st...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:55:00 GMT

SXSW (feces fest 09)

Shit, I just got back from Austin and checking out the hottest nu-country bandz around, it was hot.  Shit, I'd be lying to you if I didn't say it was the best damn feces fest I ain't never done been t...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 01:50:00 GMT

Garden Hoes

I've been keeping up with the Suburban Jone's at least trying to 50% of the time procrastinating.  Trying to get the lawn, in the backyard up and running.  Was a bunch of weeds in hard soil.  Been flo...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 17:45:00 GMT

gay porn

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Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:36:00 GMT

Pump up the volume

I am watching this Christian Slater flick from 1990 about a kid who moves to Arizona and hates it, but apparently gets all the neighborhood riled up with anonymous pirate radio station.  Anyhow, this ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:34:00 GMT

The Intertweet

I'm thinking about the internet, wow, what a topic.  Can you detect my sarcasm?  That's funny neither can I.I'm not sure what I'm talking about.  Oh yes, the internet, it's funny how far it has come. ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 23:10:00 GMT