Lets clap for the aristocratS

I'm freaking crazy. Lets see. I love anything Cheesy, Movies, music, if it doesn't smell like swiss, it probably isn't good. People tell me I'm a hoot to be with. Wha wha what? Didn't know that.... Lets go outside, I love it there.
I really like this photo... ...its from A VERY glorious date! Wha hahaha!
When I'm home, its hard to find me without a box of matches in my hand...
You know why? Cause Wolcott is a unique place. Let me explain:
Only in Wolcott: …where people say “So don’t I!” in order to AGREE with you.
…where Foster’s is more than just “Australian for beer”.
…where people know the local hairdressers and barbers by name and reputation (“What happened to your hair, man? You go see Vern or something”)
…where people indicate which major Upstate city they went to by pointing either left or right. You have done this. There’s no point in lying.
…where the three gas stations need no distinguishing names. There is the one with the Laundromat, the scary one, and the one that’s right next to McDonald’s.
…where people refer to a restaurant as “The Village”.
…Two words: Tractor fuckin’ parade.
…where a farm is not a farm, it’s Marshall Farms. Trust us, there's a difference.
…where people wait two months to see a movie so they only have to pay three bucks. The Palace rules.
…where people bring a five-dollar bill to a three-dollar movie so they can get a two-dollar bill back. If your brain didn’t explode while reading that sentence, you are from Wolcott. Once again, The Palace rules.
where the beginning of various hunting seasons are almost legal excuses to miss school.
…where you have to drive past the convenience store that’s next to the other convenience store and walk across the street with three bars to get to the pizza place that’s next to the other pizza place. Be careful not to drive too far or you’ll end up on the street with two dollar stores.
…where you can figure out how you’re related to half of the town in about ten minutes. I have done this, and it is terrifying.
I love being at the lanes with this guy right here:
I am also attracted to ANYTHING bad... Bad music, bad T.V. (I Cheesy horror nights ensue left and right, and all around me. I watch stellar movies like:
S.I.C.K (Serial Insane Clown Killers)
Santa’s Slay
Bite Me!!
Zombie Honeymoon
The Tomb
and a whole lot fricken more…
"Video games are bad for us?
That's what they said about Rock n' Roll" -Shigeru Miyamoto