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The Dill

About Me

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Go Boston Red Sox.

Go Utah Jazz.

Go Cleveland Browns.

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Everyone who knows me knows that I am a certified movie genius. And that I know more than you do. Note: There is not actually a certificate. I was just making a point.

One cannot even consider a movie to be good unless they have seen The Godfather and The Godfather: Part II, at least two times each. Don't even try to fight me on this.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet somebody who would make me a turkey sandwich. Pepper jack cheese, heavy on the yellow mustard, lettuce, pepperoncinis, no mayo. I would really love to meet that person. I'd enjoy the sandwich even more if it were made by and served to me by an attractive female. It never hurts. And I'd be sure to express my appreciation.
I wish Reese Witherspoon would make me a sandwich.

Reese Witherspoon.

I would really like to be friends with Tom Selleck.

My Blog

The Dill speaks: Reality TV.

Reality TV sucks. But it at least usually avoids completely lame until now... British actor Jeremy Irons is set to star in a reality TV show that will document his attempts at mastering the ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:46:00 GMT

The Dill speaks: Left behind.

I'll admit, sometimes I'm a bit behind when it comes to learning things that everyone else in the world seems to already know, for example, did you know that you can watch YouTube videos in full-scree...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:38:00 GMT

The Dill speaks: JULY 31, 2007.

While cruising along in my time machine this morning, I stumbled upon the long-ago day of JULY 31, 2007. Actually, I discovered an old WordPress blog I used to maintain, until, you know, I completely ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:02:00 GMT

The Dill makes impossible choices.

Have your mortgage paid off, or have a threesome with Jennifer Garner and Heather Graham? I'll take the threesome. Although, If I could trade that threesome in for sex with Reese Witherspoon, I would ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:38:00 GMT

The Dill speaks: What the fuck is going on?

I came across something that deeply, deeply disturbs me, and no I'm not talking about a sequel to 'Two Girls, One Cup.' I'm talking about a lack of respect, I'm talking about right and wrong. Apparent...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 09:34:00 GMT

The Dill speaks: Oliver Stone.

Now, I could easily go on a rant about Oliver Stone being liberal swine who should stop making movies, but I'm not going to, at least not right now. Maybe some other time.I recently noticed that Olive...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 00:13:00 GMT

The Dill speaks: Racism.

Now, I admit to being fairly racist, but calling somebody a Jew who is a Jew is not a racial slur. It's simply a matter of fact. If I were to refer to someone named Harvey Finkelstein as a Jew, I'm no...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 11:37:00 GMT

The Dill speaks: Faggots.

Don't you think it's funny that if I grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a faggot grabs my ass and I punch his lights out, I'm a homophobe?
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:13:00 GMT

The Dill speaks: FACTS

The word racecar is spelled the same backwards as forward. FACT!That which does not kill you may well leave you in a permanently debilitated or vegetative state. FACT!I hate running into people I sort...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 06:48:00 GMT

The Dill speaks: Cook Books

Watching porn is like reading cook books without anything... and then ejaculating.
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:06:00 GMT