DO YOU KNOW ME? I DON'T THINK SO!

Hello, I'm Chris you can call me whatever you want, Chris, Ginge, knob cheese, Bollock face, dick eating thunder cunt.. I'm not fussed.
I am a egotistical, selfish and annoying person, feels good to be me, I don't really care about anyone but myself and I don't really like people thinking they know me, know what I'm thinking or anything.
This doesn't mean I am horrible person, no no no! I am quite nice really, I don't intent to hurt anything, I'll give anyone a helping hand and I would help a friend in need. It should a bit of contradiction but because I'll help you, doesn't mean I care about you, I think people always need someone to help them, no matter what. I am looking for what everyone is secretly looking for, to be happy, every day. I'll do whatever it takes, I mean I'll travel half the world just to say hello to someone, if it'll make me happy.
I have no '5 year plans'
I want to be a graphic designer.
I produce music.
I jam with my boys.
I AM, almost clinically insanely obsessed with Portishead.
I AM, almost homosexually obsessed with Pete Doherty
I help people when they need help.
I play Counter-Strike: Source, competitively, so what?
I don't REALLY care if you don't like me.
I like Anime, doesn't mean I am obsessed with anything Japanese
I'll talk to anyone, long as they ain't fat.
Ive been using myspace since it started, Ive seen fads come and go, being 'scene' or 'emo' isn't cool, it WAS cool, 4 years ago.
Hardcore is dead
It IS the electronic music era.
If you've read this far, you must be, A) bored B) really in love with me or something C) Can't believe people like me actually exist.