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lindsay!

i'm not short, im FUNSIZED bitch :]

About Me

call me Lindsay
march 16 is my birthday
i am loud
very loud
& funny
i love hugs
i laugh a lot
at everything
i get hyper from extremely small amounts of sugar [chelsea is my most frequent victim to this behavior] and i am "like a wind up doll" when i consume any amount of caffine
i am madly in love with my ponies: wayne and peter, and my puppies: cuddle and pooh bear
you talk mean about them and i beat you up :]
i get borde easily and make my own fun when there is none
i have a large bay welsh pony named wayne. he was my very first pony and loves to play tag with me out in the field. wayne is quite a character and is "the only pony who has as hard of a head as mine" ha. everyone says we are so a like it's scary. he is pretty smart. that is a good thing but it works against me most of the time. and if he doesnt want to do something, he sure as hell isn't doing it. he is very food modivated. i love him to pieces.
my other pony is a dapple grey medium welsh pony named peter. he is just a baby but is smart. thank god he is a willing pony and wants to be good. he puts everything in his mouth and loves to tear up his blankets. everyone loves him and honestly, i can't blame them. he has a certain charm that puts a spell on all. he loves to give kisses and hugs and has the best personality ever. i just wish he was a large so i can keep him for longer :[
Then I have Pooh Bear. He is a little white toy poodle bundle of joy who ligths up the room. He is the cutest little thing you will EVER see. He does silly tricks like "dancing" and playing peek-a-boo. he also likes to steal socks and any other articles of clothing laying around. especially panty hoes haha. he sleeps with me at night and loves to wake me up in the morning by either pouncing on my stomach or licking my face. i love to dress him up in his green polo [collar popped thank you very much; P-R-E-P], weather beeta blankie, or his sweater. i know, manly right?
And there is Cuddles, my apricot Pomeranian mix. he is a grumpy old man that is always annoyed by pooh bear but loves that he is a "shit screen" for my mushy gushy talk and playing :] he basically just lounges around the house all day and sleeps. he is quite a little piggy though. when i was little and he was just a wee lad i use to color all over him with markers rather then coloring on the walls :]

My Interests

Heroes:



not wayne's best knees, but i like the shot.

Pippen, my trainer's jack russel.

dreamer, a paint pony at my barn.

wayne with his fuzzie on his halter.

peter laughing.

Pooh bear darrrling.

Wayne and i over the summer.

Wayne cantering lazily - thanks alex.

Peter is such a hottie :]

Yeah cause George and I are that cool...

Cuddle Butt at Chelsea's house.

Hehe yes, poor wayne has my sunglasses on.

My Blog

How Many Riders Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How Many Riders Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Courtesy of the Washington International Horse Show Souvenir Program Booklet. THE NATURAL HORSEMAN: You must instill respect in the light bulb, s...
Posted by LiNDSAY.™ [is dreading may 12th] on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST

34 things you can only say at a barn...

1. He won't come into my hands2. There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.3. I'm gonna get off now.4. More leg, less hand...5. It was a great ride, but hes kinda sticky.6. He needs a goo...
Posted by LiNDSAY.™ [is dreading may 12th] on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:08:00 PST

what a kiss means

what a kiss means....actually read the whole thing cause its nice?Kiss on the stomach = Im ready?Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever"?Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything?Kiss on the ...
Posted by LiNDSAY.™ [is dreading may 12th] on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:48:00 PST

to all the guys out there...

1. We love ours horses more. Sorry, it's just how it goes! 2. We Kiss our horses, and then kiss you. You'll learn to love it. 3. If the Horse don't like you, that relationship isn't gonna last. 4. ...
Posted by LiNDSAY.™ [is dreading may 12th] on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST

60 Things Most Girls Don't Know

60 Things Most Girls Don't Know[a guy wrote this]Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)"Hey, are you bu...
Posted by LiNDSAY.™ [is dreading may 12th] on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:09:00 PST

some people...

    ok so i know this girl. i won't state her real name so we'll just call her tina. tina thinks that she's all that because her mom owns a little local barn. tina thinks that beca...
Posted by LiNDSAY.™ [is dreading may 12th] on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:05:00 PST

only in america [pretty damn funny]

--> -->1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do...
Posted by LiNDSAY.™ [is dreading may 12th] on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:57:00 PST

religions of the world

taoism: shit happens hare krishna: shit happens rama rama ding ding hinduism: this shit happened before islam: if shit happens, take a hostage zen: what is the sound of shit happening? buddhism: when ...
Posted by LiNDSAY.™ [is dreading may 12th] on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:27:00 PST

dear god...

grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off...
Posted by LiNDSAY.™ [is dreading may 12th] on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:45:00 PST

this may call for a proper introduction..

   name: just for keeps [[wayne]]breed: welshie xheight: 14 handskind of bridle: edgewoodkind of saddle: butetfavorite thing to do: jumpcraziest thing done: too many to listlikes: fooddislik...
Posted by LiNDSAY.™ [is dreading may 12th] on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:51:00 PST