Miss Ash-Oh-Lee [is at 174 bpm]

About Me

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.comCartoons, film, music, and art. Art is life. Life is art. Make sense? Good. I love kids, they're inspiring, I love old people, they're inspiring too, I'm in school for English and I work with kindergarten and first graders and I work for the some of the Panthers at the same time! (No, I will not get you tickets.) Per-etty cool. I'm a hopeless romantic, and a pretty sarcastic lunatic, but hey, at least I'm honest. I like writing as much as reading, I like red gummy bears, and big dogs. I'm allergic to wool and I like spinach, a lot. I have a swell dog named Marlee, a pimp rabbit named Harvey, and a guinea pig named Snickers. Oh. And I want to be a pirate when I grow up. If I grow up.
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered. The Five Variable Love Test
You Are 35% Left Brained, 65% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?

My Interests

Movies, cartoons, guitar, little kids, jeeps, music, etc etc.
What Beatle are you?
John Lennon
You enjoy poetry, painting & a fine wine. A lover not a fighter.

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I'd like to meet:

Nice people. And maybe a leprechaun.
Who Should Paint You: Salvador Dali
You're a complex, intense creature who displays many layers.
There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture you! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

Music:

Damien Rice, Subfocus, John Mayer, Gavin DeGraw, The Avalanches, Basement Jaxx, Daft Punk, Paul Oakenfold,Bob Marley, Erykah Badu, Incubus, DMB, Fiona Apple, Maroon 5, Nora Jones, Earth Wind and Fire, Frank Sinatra, Dashboard Confessional, All American Rejects, Jack Johnson, Sublime, OK Go, Green Day, John Legend, Ella Fitzgerald, The Beatles, Ray Charles, Drum and Bass(misc), Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Iron and Wine, The Mars Volta, etc...

Movies:

Filling this out would take too much time and explaination. So just ask me. Have to find *something* to talk about right?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, ATHF, The Simpsons, The Critic, Spongebob, Old Disney cartoons, The History channel, discovery health channel, the discovery channel, Stuff like that...
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Books:

Harry Potter, The Bible, Honk and Holler Opening soon, Kiss the Wind, The Secret Garden. The Canturbury Tales, Alice In Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass

Heroes:

You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.
You are Stewie. All you care about is world
domination and killing your mother Lois, good
luck with your plans!
Which Family Guy Character are You?
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What animal would best suit your personality?
A MONKEY!
You are the class clown. The happy, friendly member of your group of friends. You are very much a sociable person and enjoy spending time with both friends and family alike. You maintain a well balanced diet and maintain yourself regularly. People around you lighten up as soon as you walk into the room. You bring a warm glow with you that is hard to ignore. You are the Monkey!

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My Blog

Special Sauce.

Alright. So, I hadn't eaten all day, and I'd been eating pretty healthy for about the last month save a couple of restless weekends. I decided to get my favorite thing from Jack in the box. ...
Posted by Ash-oh-Lee [The Undercover Christmas Elf] on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST

Rock the Goat.

So, today is the election for... Washington. Or whatever. I'm going to go vote. Fun, huh? Not really. It's like pulling teeth for me. Anyway, uuuuhm, this is the p...
Posted by Ash-oh-Lee [The Undercover Christmas Elf] on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST

Everything in life I learned from Homer Simpson.

When someone tells you your butt is on fire, you should take them at their word. There is no such thing as a bad doughnut. Kids are like monkeys, only louder. If you want results, press the red but...
Posted by Ash-oh-Lee [The Undercover Christmas Elf] on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 01:57:00 PST

Dear Alcohol....

Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're e...
Posted by Ash-oh-Lee [The Undercover Christmas Elf] on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST

Normal Title.

So, I'm home, YAY! Even though I had to be ripped from my parents house, I mean, who doesn't want to be taken care of by their mommy? So here I am again plunged hopelessley back into the c...
Posted by Ash-oh-Lee [The Undercover Christmas Elf] on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:02:00 PST

Booobadee boooo bop ba doo.

What's poppin' people? Soooooooo, first things first, YAY to Leslie (my sister) for graduating! Hoorah! ...Except I was in the bathroom puking for the first 15 minutes of the ceremony. Boo...
Posted by Ash-oh-Lee [The Undercover Christmas Elf] on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 03:39:00 PST

Forever is measured in string beans.

Hello boys and girls, Man, I've been in a pretty good mood for the past few days. It's kind of weird. Hah. I think it has something to do with the fact that my living situation has improve...
Posted by Ash-oh-Lee [The Undercover Christmas Elf] on Thu, 18 May 2006 05:54:00 PST

There's a little bit of Ashley in all of us.

Man, oh man. Whaaaaaat a week. You have no idea. But, it's all comming together. I've lost a hundred and forty lbs of pure uncut jack ass and I'm feelin pretty good. I fig...
Posted by Ash-oh-Lee [The Undercover Christmas Elf] on Fri, 12 May 2006 03:49:00 PST

Oh the thinks you can think.

So, today was pretty... overwhelming. I think I'll write some music. On a different and less depressing note, Harvey is huge! He's grown so much, and his little balls dropped. They're.... ...
Posted by Ash-oh-Lee [The Undercover Christmas Elf] on Tue, 02 May 2006 12:22:00 PST

When the sun shines on down into the sky...

I'm in the bone yard, blind and running barefoot through broken glass. These chemical risings and fallings are taking their toll, and it's only me here. My heart quickens, my footsteps slow, my mind i...
Posted by Ash-oh-Lee [The Undercover Christmas Elf] on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:50:00 PST