Think about it |
You know what the greatest invention is? I know you think "refridgeration" or "antibiotics" but you are wrong.Its indoor plumbing
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:10:00 GMT |
the boy I want |
good jokesterthinks i'm awesomedancescan punch a hole in a wall but will only do it as a jokeis slow to angerdoesn't let the small stuff bother him like waiting or when someone cuts you offgives his s...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:30:00 GMT |
NURSE |
I got my Nursing license today. Somehow the idea of celebrating this involved pizza, beer and Jurassic Park.
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:07:00 GMT |
Go West |
Its been about a week since my departure from the Lone Star state. I finally understand why cows are happier here. Everything IS better. The weather, while is has been a little cold for my taste, it...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:08:00 GMT |
You momma so WHITE |
- your mom is so white she just doesn't "get it" sometimes- your mom is so white that she thought that when people toilet papered your house she thought it was gang related- your mom is so white she l...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:52:00 GMT |
Things to take pictures of in Wichita Falls |
-mannequin lady in a wheelchair at Kohls, way to reach out to the disabled community Kohls! -those castles in town -that really cool Frank Lloyd Wrightesque house with the most perfectly manicured law...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 20:06:00 GMT |
Sandmitch |
My consumption of sandwhichs is postively correlated with listening to Mitch Hedberg
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 14:55:00 GMT |
Say What? |
I signed up for myspace but it wants you to keep a blog. But I already have a blog! I don't need more evidence for my lameness floating on the internet, so dear friend (and as you can see I have so m...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
