Midget Man & the Ten-Foot Squirrel

A long time ago, in a mystical, magical slum called "Marysville", there was born a midget, a midget named Midget Man... By the age of 2, he was hailed as a musical prodigy, excelling at any style he attempted. It looked as though his career was poised to take flight any moment, and carry him far away from the town he hated soo much. But then, one fateful day, while strolling through a KMart, he was savagely assaulted by a hideous ten- foot squirrel. The squirrel's name was Ten Ft Squirrel, and they fast became best of friends... and thus, the greatest band in the history of the world was born...
Midget Man and the Ten Ft Squirrel would spend the next 25 years horribly drunk and inspired, effortlessly crafting the greatest songs in the world. Then, one fateful day, while on the plane to rehab, they were hijacked by a group of rabid Sex Pistols fans, during the battle the pilot was killed and the plane went down. Midget Man and the Ten Ft Squirrel were killed instantly. But thankfully, crazy fans dug up the bodies and replaced their organs with animal parts. And today they are still rocking...
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