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captain awesome

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i'm a leo and an INFJ, born in the year of the snake. i like winter clothes and movies about food, and my turn-offs include smokers and people who use the wrong 'your'. i grew up in phoenix, spent four years meditating in salt lake city and now live in boston.

if you think this type of thing is cool, we can be friends. if not, we can still be friends if you buy me food.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

mark twain, sarah vowell, neil patrick harris, shannon hoon, well-read drunken scots. also, anyone who can offer me a job. you're my FAVORITE.
ladies and gentlemen... mr. lawrence welk.

and lo, an angel came upon him. "go forth", quoth he, "and play of the accordion, and dance with tap-ped shoe."

My Blog

blogna

okay, long time no blog.  i know.  but news has been piling up and i miss the semi-immediacy of posting something once here and then having several people be updated at once, so here goes.i ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:12:00 GMT

dire straits

hey, gang.  sorry i haven't written in a hundred billion years.  i've been finding other outlets for my creative endeavors, which is a very good thing.  but i just found myself in a sil...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:04:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

..http://www.myheritage.com
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:48:00 GMT

let us bow our heads

i don't have a whole lot of nice things to say about whiling away the years in trained-monkey retail jobs, particularly the one i'm in now. imagine my surprise when i started working there and learned...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:04:00 GMT

cantankerous old man rant

i'd just like to go on record as having said: i hate these gigantic, monster truck strollers.  the double-wides with huge, steel belted radial tires and reinforced titanium supports.  the on...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 16:22:00 GMT

slight correction

remember last summer, when i was rambling about terrible movie trailers, and i said "superbad" looked like a piece of shit?  well i finally saw it and i liked it quite a bit.  i re...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:14:00 GMT

new digs

okay, it's way past my bedtime so i'll keep this short. one, i'm moving.  only a couple of miles north, but i'm excited to be closer to civilization.  cutting that miserable bus out of my co...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:45:00 GMT

actual reality

yesterday, at the bookstore, a couple asked me about a book they were looking for.  it was a collection of three plays by some irish playwright.  i told them where the drama section is and a...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:14:00 GMT

three stories for the price of one

the following three stories all took place on january 18th, between the hours of five pm and one am. one. last night at work, i was manning the "nothing ever happens over here so get ready to stare of...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:05:00 GMT

curbed

it is done.  i deactivated my facebook.  i'd been thinking about it for weeks, but then really considering it for the last week or so.  it just so happened that this was the week i didn...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:57:00 GMT