So I Had To Shoot Him has been reported to have come through the blood lines of the Van Splamwiffel family of North West Scotland. The royalty in the blood of this band is apparent in every vibration of the sound waves they structure.
In the days of yore, So I Had To Shoot Him lead a rugged band of cave dwellers on to conquer the rich wetlands of Plaingindor. The Battle cry of Contessa Von Bismark could be heard from miles around and would strike fear into the hearts of the native peasants, as well as the once well-thought-of Archers of Plaingindor. It has been told that her shrill cry caused more than one individual to die instantly.
The four horsemen of the apocalypse once had a run in with So I Had To Shoot Him. Unknown to many is the fact that there were once FIVE horsemen. Needless to say, the fifth met his untimely demise during this epic battle. The Angelic Sword of the Enchanted Lady of the Glorious Wastelands of Krofftok- wielded by the mighty Prince Kodiak- severed the fifth horseman (riding a purple horse carrying a sack of potatoes and 2 wineskins filled with the blood of virgins) , into so many pieces they were uncountable. This tale has come to serve as an explanation to the creation of the stars by many cultures.
