Woooooooooooooooooo! Hello! My name is Matt, and i love watchin revex on webcam. I live for havin a good time, and I always do. Big ups and swaaafes to the horde the mightiest army of scoundrels and menaces i know. I enjoy drinking,smoking shashee,long walks on the beach, exploring the furthest reaches of my mind, no matter how strange or terrifying the results may be.
I Am The Bloody Baron of Roundshaw,I rule this realm with an iron fist!
I am one of the leaders of the Order Of The White Dragon, to fight against the Grand High Wizard,and his many servents and spies. Some of our members have profiles on here. See if you can spot them
PS I'm Bare Grymn, Yea
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt
Birthday: 4/9/1985
Birthplace: Zimbabwe
Current Location: Castle Greyskull, Surrey
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Haven't so far, too hot for shoes
Your Weakness: Women, Shashee, JD
Your Fears: Badgers.
Your Perfect Pizza: Double cheese Double Pepperoni, stuffed crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: start a band. Get back into wrestling, meet a nice lady.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, ok, Wooooooooooooooo!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: cup...of...tea
Your Best Physical Feature: Dunno. Arms maybe?
Your Bedtime: Whenever i feel sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: My short term memory
Pepsi or Coke: Sexy Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Dont care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Niether,real tea thanx
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: mochaccino
Do you Smoke: jah
Do you Swear: yea too much :(
Do you Sing: Yea,i apparently have a talent for it
Do you Shower Daily: yea
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: went,didnt like it. Im not good at education
Do you want to get Married: not really,i dont needa piece of paper to tell me i love someone. Also,look at sir macca, Fook.That
Do you belive in yourself: Sort of
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm a sexy beast baby
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: vokills and dodgey bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea hahaha
In the past month have you Smoked: yea, i'm smoking now
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea sort of
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope,this is England!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no,dont like fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does the bath count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: never
Ever been called a Tease: probly
Ever been Beaten up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: messily
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a catapillar
What country would you most like to Visit: norway,japan,hungary, new zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue, brown
Favourite Hair Color: brunette, blonde, black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not taller than me
Weight: not skinny, not fat
Best Clothing Style: metal, i really like elagence in a lady,lik corsets and long skirts
Number of Drugs I have taken: no more than me
Number of CDs I own: not fussed
Number of Piercings: not fussed,not too many on the face though
Number of Tattoos: not fussed
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont believe in regrets
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[Marital Status] Widow
[Shoe size] 10
[Parents still together] Nope
[Siblings] Younger bro n sis
[Pets] Dachshund/Jack Russel called Pebbles, Stupid cat called Bisch (Biscuit) He's a bloody fool!
FAVORITES
[Color] Black
[Number] 13
[Animal] Ligers,there pretty much my favourite animal. Monkeys are awesome. Love Bulldogs.
[Drinks] Newky Brown,Fosters,JD,Captain morgan,Southern Comfort,TEA,Vodka and apple juice
[Soda] Sexy Pepsi, sprite
[Book] Walking A Golden Mile by William Regal, Harry Potter series. Lords Of Chaos. LOADSA
[Flower] The Mighty Oak
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Light Brown
[Twirl your hair?] Sometimes.
[Have tattoos?] Yea 2. Uncle Sam on my right bicep and Azaghaal The Infirm on my right calf.
[Have Piercings?] 2 earings
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Didn't really do homework. I got help from the boffs if that counts?
[Drink/Smoke?] Ow Yeah
[Like roller coasters?] Yup
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Sometimes. I'd like to live in the beautiful English countryside.
[Want more piercings?] Yea, used to have loads but alas no more. Want eyebrow and nose done. and more earings
[Like cleaning?] Hahahahahahaha. Not particurly.
[Write in cursive or print?] Varies
[Own a web cam?] Yea. I don't get my cock out and wank on it though. Thats a very silly thing to do.
[Know how to drive?] Nope
[Own a cell phone?] Yea
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Of course.
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yea just a few
[Considered a life of crime?] Hahaha. Briefly
[Considered being a hooker?] Tried it.
[Lied to someone?] Yea
[Been in love?] Nope
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yea
[Been in lust?] Yes,many times.
[Used someone] No
[Been used?] Erm,yea
[Been cheated on?] Yea
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Haha,yea
[Stolen anything?] of course,who hasn't
[Held a gun] Yea
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Grey fleese,blue jeans.
[Current mood] I'm alright. Bit bored.
[Current taste] Menhol cigs
[What you currently smell like] elderberries
[Current hair] Long,curly,gorgeous
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Dunno. Havin a beer would be sweet
[Current cd in stereo] Nargaroth - Geliebte des Regens
[Last book you read] Cheating Death,Stealing Life by Eddy Guerrero (RIP)
[Last movie you saw] Anchor man
[Last thing you ate] Biscuits
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Tel
[Do drugs?] I don't "do drugs" I praise the shashee god though
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Yea,we can't be the only intelligent life. Doubt they'd wanna visit us though. And if they did,i'm sure they wouldn't wanna talk to rednecks.
Remember your first love?] Yea
[Still love him/her?] No
[Read the newspaper?] Sometimes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Aquaintences
[Believe in miracles?] Yea sure
[Do well in school?] Lol. I left early
[Wear hats] Yea,i love hats. I have a collection.
[Hate yourself?] Fuck no! I'm fucking awesome
[Have an obsession?] Yea
[Collect anything?] Hats
[Have a best friend?] Rob,he's my brother from another mother
[Close friends?] Tel,Bain,Our 'Nead, Monkey, I wanna name you all but i can't be bothered :P
[Like your handwriting?] Its cool
[Care about looks] Slightly.
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Girl called michelle
[First kiss] Chloe
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] No
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Dunno
[Are you a tease?] Can be
[Too shy to make the first move?] Most of the time
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Yea big time
[Bitch/Asshole] Can be a cunt sometimes
[sarcastic] No!! Ya see what i did there?
[Angel] Yea
[Devil] Yea
[Shy] Sometimes
[Talkative] Most of the time
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