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J-Dub

Arrive. RAISE HELL. Leave.

About Me


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You should make love to hard rock
You like it fast and hard, just like your music. Throw on the CHIMAIRA & NINE INCH NAILS and get an instant rhythm for your sexual experience.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.comYour primary vice is drugs
You like to experiment with your perceptions, and doing so lets you forget about all of the little annoying problems in your life. You are very fun loving, and enjoy partying.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.comYou are an insane drunk
You tend to lose all inhibitions when you are drunk and just go with the flow. You are highly entertaining to all of your friends, with all of your crazy antics.
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You were born in the year of The Ringmaster. Which means you run the show, anything you say goes without question.Relevant Years:1952, 1958, 1964, 1970, 1976, 1982, 1988, 1994, 2000. Most Compatible with The Amazing Jeckel Brothers.
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My pirate name is: Mad John Rackham Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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My thoughts exactly...
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OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?! YO' ASS BETTA CALL SOMEBODAAAAAAAAAAAY!
WE'RE THE GAMMA MU RAIDERS
RAIDERS OF THE NIGHT
WE'RE DIRTY SONS OF BITCHES
AND WE'D RATHER FUCK THAN FIGHT
HIGH AND TIDY, GOD ALMIGHTY
WHO THE HELL ARE WE?
FLIM FLAM, GOTDAMN
PHI KAP FRATERNITY!!!
Everyone calls me J-Dub, but my real name's John. I am a huge movie and pro wrestling BUFF (forget "fanatic"...that left on the bus a long time ago...), so I spend most of my time either watchin' RAW/SmackDown! or with a good movie. I've been wanting to get into filmmaking ever since I was a little 'un growing up in Springfield. I had a supporting role in an independent movie called "The House of St. Jude" early last year and many scripts and movie ideas have come from these very fingertips.I am a proud alumnus of the Gamma Mu Chapter of Phi Kappa Theta Fraternity at George Mason University. A true Phi Kap's ideals exemplify him as a complete gentleman, which is why I, in turn, exemplify myself as a true Phi Kap. I believe that all women should be treated with the respect each deserves. I hate seeing any woman hanging on to someone who treats them like complete shit (in fact, almost nothing bothers me more) and would love to show the right woman someday that there's much more than just good looks, money, social status, and designer fashions to a good GENTLEMAN.
"Nigga, I said get yo' muthfuckin' ass over here with my smoke and I won't splatter ya fuckin' brains all over da fuckin' parking lot, MUTHFUCKA. YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN', BITCH? Hurry up, 'cuz I got this bitch who gon' give me some good head before I go to work. I be all like, 'Who's pussy is this?" and shit while hittin' that blunt. SO *SPIKED BAT UPSIDE THE HEAD* GO GET MY MUTHAFUCKIN' SMOKE, GOTDAMMIT!!!"
Damn, said all that just so I could be...

Your life is rated NC-17!
What is your life rated? (MPAA Scale)
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My life is rated MA!
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Your life is rated MA!
What is your life rated? (TV Scale)
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Critics would give my life an A-!
Well, you certainly burned a lot of money to get here, didn't you? Not that it didn't pay off. Many have said that it's not possible to have a good film that incorporates everything, and your life is proof of that. It incorporates everything, but that doesn't make it exciting to watch. Amid the confusion there might be some plot, but one things for sure, everyone'll find something they want, from violence to romance. So the critics will love it, and the fans will hate it; the critics will accuse the fans of not being artistic enough, the fans will accuse the critics of being too psychotic. And amid all the namecalling, publicity for your movie will soar, reeling in record returns on the millions you spent blowing up those fourteen aircraft carriers. Well played, bud.
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I died of exhaustion.
You died of exhaustion on Oregon Trail.
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Okay, so apparently I'm a Juggernaut...FUCKIN' SWEET.
Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 80% Green Lantern 80% The Flash 75% Iron Man 70% Spider-Man 65% Superman 65% Catwoman 55% Supergirl 55% Robin 50% Wonder Woman 50% Batman 45% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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Tony Tonic
People Iced: Eleven
Car Bombs Planted: Ten
Favorite Weapon Rope
Arms Broken: Twenty Three
Eyes Gouged: Fourteen
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Bloody Benny
Get Your HITMAN Name Who else can say their cousin was once on an SI cover???
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?I am 41% Idiot.
.. I ain't too bright. But all those other idiots annoy the hell out of me. I may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, but at least I know my limits. Take the
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@ FualiDotComI am 66% Evil Genius.
.. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
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@ FualiDotComI am 71% Video Game Addict.
.. Video games are a big portion of my life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what I might think. I should just go outside. Take the
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@ FualiDotComI am 48% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. Take the
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@ FualiDotComI am 50% Internet Addict.
.. I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I'm just well connected to the internet and technology, but it's really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer! Take the
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My Interests

Phi Kappa Theta - Virginia Gamma Mu 4 LYFE!!! (mad props to George for making this...MAD SKILLS, SON!!!)
Bob the Builder is not having such a white Christmas...
Funny shit like that classic "A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa" + =
Filmmaking (all aspects = acting, editing, screenwriting, producing, directing...), movies, WWE/TNA/UFC fighting, singing, good music (I said "GOOD," not any of that pop-punk bullshit...), video games, etc...

I'd like to meet:

The Rock, Will Smith, Michael Jordan, Lynda Carter and Milla Jovovich (they did each once play different versions of the most perfect woman ever...), and a Wonder Woman to make this Superman complete...

Where are you when I need you, luv???

Music:

Beastie Boys, Busta Rhymes, Rage Against The Machine, Chimaira, MC Chris, Rob Zombie, Wu-Tang Clan, Redman, John Cena (don't knock his skillz until you hear the man...)

I made this music player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:

300, Kill Bill, Sin City, The Matrix trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Enter The Dragon, Face/Off, The Ladykillers, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown (I might as well just put all Quentin Tarantino films)...too damn many, I'm a movie buff 4 LIFE, inquire within sometime...

Television:

WWE, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Trigun, Samurai Champloo, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Mad Money with Jim Cramer (that dude's so nuts it's hilarious), The Boondocks, Perfect Hair Forever, South Park, Drawn Together, The Cosby Show, Sanford and Son, Good Times, All In The Family, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, TNA Impact!, Chappelle's Show, Beavis And Butt-Head, Viva La Bam, Jackass, The Office, My Name Is Earl, 24

You are Huey Freeman. A future revolutionary, you
are a present-day pessimist and intellectual
terrorist. You're not afraid to tell what's
on your mind, especially when it comes to
white people. But it's hard to fight the man
when you can't even drive.

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Books:

Does MAD Magazine count???

Heroes:

.. This guy. His name is Wingo. Wingo Boynton. And yep, I watched him eat the WHOLE fucken thing.
And make sure and tell 'em LARGE MARGE SENT YA!!!

My Blog

My Awesome Pizza Story!!!

Hey yo, Dubaholix...I just ordered the greatest pizza that is both known to man and the greatest creation ever fucking MADE!!!!So, I'm sitting here at the crib on one of my many days off from warehous...
Posted by J-Dub on Tue, 20 May 2008 12:07:00 PST

Id Like To Be Serious For A Moment...

Hey yo, Dubaholix... I was stoned, drunk, inebriated....left out of regular consciousness. I was somewhere along Purcell Road when the drink began to take hold. And, in a moment,....ZANG!!!! I found m...
Posted by J-Dub on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:23:00 PST

WWE WrestleMania XXIV!!!

Hey yo, Dubaholix...Dub’s live from Innovation Hall on the Fairfax Campus of GMU, shootin’ the breeze between a massive number of resume submissions. Turns out I got all suited and booted ...
Posted by J-Dub on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:46:00 PST

Valentines Day = Discrimination To The Singles!!!

Hey yo, Dubaholix... Well, it's time to bring yet another Valentine's Day to a close and, lemme tell you, that close can't come quick enough. I would just like to take this time to thank good ol' Amer...
Posted by J-Dub on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:43:00 PST

Its Not Comcastic...Its Fuckin Stupid (Original Air Date: 10/19/05)

Hey yo, Dubaholix... It's quite the rarity when I repost one of my older blogs. So rare, it's never happened. Anyway, with all the recent problems I've had with Comcast and all the poor little animals...
Posted by J-Dub on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:03:00 PST

Fred Phelps And His Merry Band Of Assholes.

Hey yo, Dubaholix...Unless you've been in a coma, living under a rock, or passed out for three days from drinking way too much tequila (Sharon, I'm looking in your direction...), I'm sure you've heard...
Posted by J-Dub on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:41:00 PST

True Stories...Even I Cant Make This Kinda Shit Up.

Hey yo, Dubaholix...Yes, shit actually happens around Manassas that even my THC and alcohol contaminated mind CANNOT make up.I'll start with the small shit first and lead up to the main event of this ...
Posted by J-Dub on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:01:00 PST

Double Feature...A First!!!

Hey yo, Dubaholix...Yes, for the first time, there's gonna be two (count 'em, fuckers...TWO) J-Dub blogs in one day...that's on some Mike Kirby shit, I don't even know if some of y'all can handle it. ...
Posted by J-Dub on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:57:00 PST

¡No Más De Accidentes De La Lámpara De Soldar!

Hey yo, Dubaholix...check this shit out.So, yesterday, I'm riding in the car with my friend Sharon, who you can see is 2 on my top MySpace friends list. She's a very cool chick and I believe she drink...
Posted by J-Dub on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:46:00 PST

I Can't Sleep. Big Whoop...Wanna Fight About It?

Hey yo, Dubaholix...I write this @ 4:40 in the early-ass, windy-ass hours of Monday morning. Can't sleep...not quite sure why. I just killed a bag of BBQ Fritos with some jalapeno cheddar cheese sauce...
Posted by J-Dub on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:12:00 PST