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josh.i.am

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About Me

Basically I'm the coolest person you'll ever meet or not meet since you're reading this. In any case you're lucky just for reading my words. Okay soak it in, believe it or not by visiting my page you have already up'd your cool level by 10 points. Yeah, I'm that awesome.

My Interests

Music & Movies.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Sublime.No Doubt.Q-Tip.Bob Marley.Bon Jovi.Poison.GNR.Ice Cube.KMK.Lil Wayne.Timbaland.Tech N9ne.TI.Dr Dre.KanYe West.

Movies:

Rocky.Alpha Dog.Smokin Aces.

Television:

CSI.Rock of Love.House MD.Rob&Big.

Books:

Marley&Me.How to Make Love Like a Pornstar.Making the Game.Heartbreak&Triumph.

Heroes:

Rob&Big.Bret Michaels.Gregory House.

My Blog

taking the hits

"you or me or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. ...its not about how hard you hit. its about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. thats h...
Posted by josh.i.am on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:35:00 PST

where all idiots go to meet

okay we've all been to walmart, target, sams club, costco, etc. i've come to a conclusion that, all kinds of stupid meet here at some point during the day.  all types of people come into the stor...
Posted by josh.i.am on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:37:00 PST

how silly of me

i find myself beating myself up over a failed test.  my heart was set on the police entrance exam, i poured all my heart into it but sadly it wasn't enough. yours truely failed the examination. s...
Posted by josh.i.am on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 03:23:00 PST

Various thoughts that plop their way through my brain

- I hate it when people stand in line for 15 minutes, only to reach the register and not have a fucking clue what they want. - As a rule of thumb when driving. If its bigger and uglier than you, it ha...
Posted by josh.i.am on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:18:00 PST

musical artist that annoy me

Heres a list of musical artist/bands that annoy the shit out of me. I just wanna throw shit at them, like frying pans. -coldplay -cassidy -ciara -d12 -the entire g-unit ...that is all for now.  ...
Posted by josh.i.am on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do this cause its fun & you're bored

do you'?do you like me?do you love me?do you wanna date me?do you wanna bang me?do you wanna eat food with me?do you wanna make a porn with me?have you'?have you ever thought about me?have you ever ma...
Posted by josh.i.am on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...yeps.

Pictures Of You i've been looking so long at these pictures of you that i almost belive that they're real i've been living so long with my pictures of you that i almost believe that the pictures are a...
Posted by josh.i.am on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fill this out! (its go time!)

alright its go time, fill this shit out cause you're bored you know you are....it's time to see how you feel about me! Answer these questions please... 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends? 3. When and ho...
Posted by josh.i.am on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if only i had someone to play this for!

...Look in my eyes, what do you see? Not just the color Look inside of me Tell me all you need and I will try I will try I'm going to love you more than anyone I'm going to hold you closer than ...
Posted by josh.i.am on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

quick update

quick up date before i head to work. 1) i'm tired 2) i hate work at this hour 3) school sucks 4) i cranked out two papers in under an hour 5) kelly owns 6) the force is strong with jace. 7) i...
Posted by josh.i.am on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST