Quotes from the brain injured:
Patient: How would you like a special christmas present. I can get each of you 2 copies of Jesus' Birth Certificate.Me: Now that would be something.
"This phenomena we call life, who the one and only almighty God is in charge of." R.L.
Me: "What year are we in?"
S.B.: "Robert 23rd"
Me: "What type of building are you in?"
S.B.: "Someone's house."
Me: "Whose house?"
S.B.: "Yours I guess."
Me: "Why would I let a complete stranger in my house, in my bed?"
S.B.: "Cause your a nice guy."