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Joseph

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About Me

My name is Joe, and my will be done.

My Interests

music (see below), macs, performing, acting, comedy, traveling, molesting inanimate objects for a funny photo, soft serve ice cream, sushi, soft pretzels, turntablism, dogs, astronomy, photography, macs, blogging, midi, grand pianos, bass, guitar, drums, synths, keytar, horns, funk, rapping, running, dancing, directing, the paranormal world, karma, reincarnation, philosophy, the spiritual plane, writing, talking shit, et al.

I'd like to meet:


Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson, too.)

I believe in Santogold.

Amy Winehouse. She can go to rehab at my house.

And M.I.A., because she rules.

more later...

Music:

Genres include, but not limited to: Soul, Funk, R&B, Bossa Nova, Pop, Go-go funk, Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Trip-Hop, Hip-Hop, Disco, Folk,

Here is a short list of artists that will never leave my playlist (in no particular order): Amy Winehouse, M.I.A., Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alicia Keys, Nelly Furtado, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Timbaland, Bjork, Zero 7, Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings, Muse, The Beatles, Black Eyed Peas, Led Zeppelin, Gorillaz, Gnarls Barkley, Santogold, The Postal Service, Estelle, John Mayer, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, U2, Muse, Destiny's Child, Regina Spektor, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Mark Ronson

I also like: Adele, Afrikan Boy, Rye Rye, Maximo Park, The Hives, Kelis, and Common.

I would listen to garbage, provided that it's good garbage.

Movies:

Grindhouse: Planet Terror and Death Proof, Amelie, Clerks II, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Home Alone 1 and 2, Toy Story 2 (I just didn't enjoy the first one as much as the second one), Pulp Fiction, Jesus Christ Superstar, Superbad, Office Space, School of Rock, Clerks, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, et al.

Television:

The Office, Family Guy, The Soup, Reno 911!, Weeds, Big Love, Travel Channel, Food Network (minus Rachael Ray and Emeril), How I Met Your Mother, Snoop Dogg: Father Hood, Never Mind The Buzzcocks (UK quiz show), The Flight of the Conchords, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Fairly OddParents (don't hate.)

And as much as I hate to admit it, yes, I do watch "The Hills." I know, "I might as well have a uterus." Blah, blah, blah.

Books:

American Gods (Neil Gaiman), The Catcher In The Rye (J.D. Salinger), The Great Gatsby (F. Scott Fitzgerald), Of Mice and Men (John Steinbeck), Gig: Americans Talk About Their Jobs (Edited by John Bowe, Marisa Bowe, and Sabin Streeter), The Girl From Maxim's (Georges Feydeau, play), Waiting For Godot (Samuel Beckett, play)

Heroes:

Randal Graves, Jay, and Silent BobWilliam Orbit, Timbaland

My Blog

ATTENTION ANOREXICS!!! READ THIS!!! (Normies, read at your own risk.)

Who knew bitches (I, for once, am not being sexist) can menstruate? Apparently, they don't, but they go through what is called a "heat cycle". It's basically like menstruation, and they discharge so...
Posted by Joseph on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:47:00 PST

A-fucking-mazing

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Posted by Joseph on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:59:00 PST

The Usual

I didn't want to post this in my profile because I don't want my page to look tacky. (Chances are, if you have shit like this on your page... Well... you're tacky and I hate you.) TELL ME ABOUT YOURS...
Posted by Joseph on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:47:00 PST

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Now that i have your attention, fill this out for me... please???Merci beaucoup.1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. Wh...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST