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Im heading to QATAR for a while be back in MAY

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My Interests

Sleeping, eating, drinking, sleeping, snorkeling, bow staff skills, computer hacking skills, numchuck skills, you know skills that chicks like, watching movies, going to clubs until 7 in the morning, woman, massages, preparing for the gun show, ect. -

I'd like to meet:

Tom Green, Jack Black, and Jon Heder. I really would like to meet the woman of my dreams, but i don't know how easy that will be, I also want to meet some people of P-town so when I come back the states for the first time in 2 years, I will have the best time of my life. I am trying to see how my prior military friends are doing. I enjoy seeing a smile on anyones face and that really attracts me to them.

Music:

Alternative, punk, parodies, pretty much anything that i like to hear. I like lil Jon, because i'm the king of crump. My favorite song to sing really loud is life styles of the rich and famous, by good charlette. When i am drunk and doing karaoke it is nirvana or something really old school. My Favorite bands not in any specific order are: Andrew WK, Drop kick murphy's, Vendetta Red(I got in trouble at a karaoke bar for doing Zach's swing the mic and catch it thing, but it was worth it), Ween, Weezer, 3 doors down, Lynard Skynard, Tenacious D, Blue Man Group, Vaux, and anything that rocks my friggin socks off.

Movies:

Comedy's: Napolean Dynamite, Team America, just plain whacky stuff. Quinten Tarratino movies.

Television:

I have kind of stopped watching TV being overseas and never getting cable. those reality shows were alright, i wish i was on real world or road rules. They are making to many now, They should do a survivor Iraq or Amazing Race through it, that would be reality.

Books:

I sure don't like books, Cotton!

Heroes:

My Mother for bringing me into this world and allowing me into the man i am today. Also my Bro, I don't know how he does this everyday with a smile on his face, military life isn't easy, but it is definiately worth it
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The BIG "who are you?"
Stats:
Name? Jeffrey
Age? 21
Male/Female? I am Man
Birthday? September 26
Birth sign? Libra
Hometown? Lake Oswego, OR
Current location? Luke AFB, AZ
Hair color/Style? light brown/sun blonde
Eye color? blue
Height? 6 foot 5
Weight/Fitness? 190/Sexy
Heritage? Irish, English, German
Education level? 40+ college credits
Stereotype? Geek
Clothing style? Skaterish
Best feature? Eyeballs
Piercings? Yes...1
Tattoos? Yeah dude....2
Psychological:
Think you are attractive? Hell yeah
Believe in yourself? All the time
Hopes for your future? Be an ..'O..'
Biggest weakness? Ladies with Legs
Greatest fears? Being single
Health freak? No
OCDs? Not really
Depressed? Not Now
Regrets? Sure
How do you want to die? Sleeping
Theme song? Numa Numa Yei
Favorite
Color? baby blue
Food? Sushi
Book? Atlas
Song? Violent Pornagraphy
Actor? Tom Hanks
Pizza? Meat Lovers with olives
Movie? Napoleon
Animal? Teddy Bear
Holiday? Any 4 day weekend
Cartoon? Jetsons
Pastime? Chillin on a beach
T.V. show? 24
Ice cream? Cookie Dough
Thirst quencher? Coors light
Band/performer? Jack Black
Outside location? Beach
Indoor location? Big Ass Beds
Locations:
Where would you like to live? Overseas
Been to or lived in a major city? Phoenix is pretty big
What country would you most like to Visit? All of Europe
Been outside of your country? been to 6 in the last year
Been to a major tourist spot (Grand canyon, Big Ben, Pyramids, etc)? Space Needle
Been to a major romantic spot (Niagara falls, Eiffel Tower, etc)? Yes
Ever/Past month/Last 24 hours/Do you:
Smoke? I am quitting right now
Swear? Fucking stupid ass Q..'s
Been drunk? Never!!!...last night I was
Done any drugs? Don..'t ask...Don..'t tell...made that mistake
Stolen anything? Sure
Had an argument? Not for a long time
Gotten into a fight? Wanted to fight a bouncer
Been beaten up? Never
Done more than kiss? Love it...yeah a few times
Been to a concert? Yeah but not in over a year
Play an instrument? mine
Play video games? When i get the chance
Dance? All the time
Sing? I suck at singing
Read? I try...not novels though
Like storms? Typhoons are cool
Relationships
Had/Have a crush? Yes
Been on a date? Not in a few months
Been on a blind date? Nope...
Kissed someone? Last week
Kissed the same sex? Gross
If Gay/Bi are you out? ...
Been called a tease? Yeah baby
Gone skinny dipping? I have been known to go
Had sex? I know of that act
Been in love? Unfortunately Yes
Been dumped? I guess so
Had your heart broken? Nah
Broken someone's heart? I don..'t think so
In a relationship now? unfortunatly not
Want to get married? Yeah someday
Have/want kids? I want a boy then a girl or two
Dating preferences:
Guys or girls? Ladies
Eye color? Sparkling
Hair color/Style? no preferance
Height? preferably over 5..'7.."
Fitness level? Athletic or fit is nice
Heritage? All and any
Stereotype? ....
Clothing style? Casual
Best feature? Legs
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My Blog

Good bye everyone

Im being sent away until May, don't think i will have as good of luck as last time at getting on this so might as well say sayonara and I will be back in a few months and redo this thing.  Make i...
Posted by *2 Pump Crump* on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:38:00 PST

Why can't life ever be close to perfect?

So as I lay here tonight i don't know what is going to happen with my immediate future.  A month from now I could be half way around the world again.  Its annoying that they won't tell me wh...
Posted by *2 Pump Crump* on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

Heading back to the Sunshine

So i leave Texas tomorrow morning after my last block test.  I am heading for the resort town of Sedona for a little R&R before i get back into the life surrounded me in Phoenix.  My fr...
Posted by *2 Pump Crump* on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:22:00 PST

Your mom likes erowin.com

Just doing a random blog today after work.  I hit 5000 profile views the other day It rained yesterday, but was still 110 degrees for a high. I am wasting away, I am getting close to losing 10 lb...
Posted by *2 Pump Crump* on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:58:00 PST

Would You.......

1. Give me your phone number?2. Have sex with me?3. Let me kiss you or kiss me first?4. Watch a movie with me. Even if you'd seen it?5. Let me take you out to dinner?6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?7. ...
Posted by *2 Pump Crump* on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:44:00 PST

Rock'n out with my....

Hey Billy Jack, I like your style so i am going to steal it from you.   Hope you don't mind a little plagerism. ~I started school today, we talked about Elvis and musicians with women problems.&n...
Posted by *2 Pump Crump* on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:10:00 PST

Fill this out and let me know!!!

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me as a person? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think...
Posted by *2 Pump Crump* on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:26:00 PST

Luke's Lifestyle of the not rich or famous

So i have been in Phoenix for 2 months now, I have already broke up a girlfriend, recieved an LOC, bought a car, managed to burn the hell out of my hand...and I fuel 15 planes on an average workday.&n...
Posted by *2 Pump Crump* on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 03:01:00 PST

Double the pleasure, double the fun....

....i don't know the type of gum So this morning, trying to figure out what i was going to do, I felt like doing something crazy.  I went to safeway cause i was hungry and wanted some V8 (i heard...
Posted by *2 Pump Crump* on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 11:22:00 PST

Saturday-the trip home

So after 3 days of procrastinating i am ready to write this.  Saturday morning starting in okinawa at the chub were Hitoshi was feeding me free drinks all night long. I didn't drink to many cause...
Posted by *2 Pump Crump* on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 02:17:00 PST