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Portal through Insanity

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About Me

I'm 6-4 about 200 pounds depending on alcohol consumption. I like snowboarding,the beach,girls,punk shows,watching girls hit the beer bong.

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My Interests

history of punk rock music and how it has changed since the 70s,natural disasters,history of united states,united ,bartending,and the next place ill find my future ex-wifeYou are an angry drunk

You let your problems get to you when you are drunk more than any other time. You drink to escape reality, but instead, you become bogged down with all of your problems. To avoid this, try drinking only socially, and only if you are having a good day.

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Ingredients:
1 part pride
3 parts silliness
5 parts
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush,Danzig,girls that want to get butt naked,emo girls with fishnets and short skirts,the guy who invented black jellybeans,Jesus,a cool black person(not really),people that enjoy good music and havin good times without bullshit

Music:

Soilwork,Unearth, At the gates,Ramallahm Smut Peddlers,Turbonegro,Rise Against,TSOL,Vandals,Guttermouth,Thrice,AFI,Bouncing Souls,Agnostic Front,Deviates,Ignite,Rancid,Tool,Breaking Benjamins,Shinedown,Misfits,Operation Ivy,Suicide Machines,Less Than Jake,The Uprising, Forgotten, Cock sparer,Adicts, The Business, Subhumans,Toy Dolls,Gogol Bordello,Smashing Pumpkins,Silverchair,Weezer,CKY,Senses fail,Flogging Molly, Real McKenzies, POgues,Aiden, from autumn to ashes,throwdown,i am ghost, underoath, the waiting What real punk band are you?
The Adicts. An awesome punk band that nobody stupid knows about. Songs include "Get Adicted," "She's a Rocker," and "Viva la Revolution."
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Movies:

comedies:super troopers,ACE VENTURAoffice space,south park,dogma,jay and silent bob,FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH,dazed and confused,....fear,suburia(orginal)decline of western civilization,LORDS OF DOGTOWN,willywonka and chocolate factory,slc punks,HELTER SKELTER,children of the corn,summer of sam,labrynth,HOWARD THE DUCK.......the incredibles,finding nemo,shark tale,the notebook

Television:

family guy,king of the hill, that 70s show,jay and silent bob

Books:

THE CHAMBER BY JOHN GRISHAM,the stand by stephen king,all dean kontz novels,transworld magazine,animal farm,farenheit 451,fear and loathing,helter skelter,hilside strangler,autobiography of henry rollins,lord of the rings box set

Heroes:

lurch from adams family hes tall,ugly,and hardcore Image Pimped@MySpace

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real life stuff

You call me, "redneck", "hillbilly", "slaker", "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" "albino " and you think it's OK....But when I call you porch monkey, coon,jiggaboo, Kike, sand nigger, rag head ,...
Posted by Portal through Insanity on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:42:00 PST

great song for perversion

Say Anything Wow, I Can Be Sexual Too Lyrics If i die and go to hell real soon it will appear to me as... this room if for enternity i lay in bed in my boxers half stoned with the pillow under my head...
Posted by Portal through Insanity on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:36:00 PST

warped tour 06

yeah anyways.. another year at warped tour. this time it was in san diego. it was good times. weather was nice surroundings were bitchen, beer was expensive(bummer). i found a new band i really dig. m...
Posted by Portal through Insanity on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:42:00 PST

the fad is over

uck.....myspace isn't what it once was.myspace used to be intertaining.now i come on and im bored after 20 minutes.my obsession has been opressed. now i need to find a new hobby. maybe ill go back to ...
Posted by Portal through Insanity on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:55:00 PST

just givin a hollar

whats goin on ya'll. i havent done one of these in quite some time.well anyways i couldn't handle living on my own,such a boring time.so now im living with matt in the ghetto.everyone needs a crazy wh...
Posted by Portal through Insanity on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:32:00 PST

crazy dreams

Wow what a crazy dream i just had. Considering I'm flying home tomorrow afternoon. Well it all started i was partying withe the homies in palmdale the night before. So i was really hung over. well i w...
Posted by Portal through Insanity on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:48:00 PST

memories

it always sucks when you go back to your old city you grew up in and see all your old  friends and then you go back to your shitty las vegas town and things go back to hell.sucks i can't transfer...
Posted by Portal through Insanity on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 04:44:00 PST

reminders of my special day

Yes this a fare warning.My birthday is coming up.I'm getting older so birthdays are starting to get less meaningful.yeah im turnin a quarter of a century old.For you that were never good in math that ...
Posted by Portal through Insanity on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 12:33:00 PST

killing time

hey yall long time no talk for lots of you.yeah anywho just doin my bartending as normal.going to see Dropkick Murphys tonight.havent been out to a good show inb a while so should  be ubber drunk...
Posted by Portal through Insanity on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 11:03:00 PST

slow half ass warped tour

Yo! warped tour wasn't that great.lol you weren't expecting that.the best shit was offspring.they ripped with their old school jams.transplants were great.i had my 1/5 of JD.tall cans in the air fuck ...
Posted by Portal through Insanity on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST