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About Me

If you can't laugh at yourself, how are you gonna know when you are doing something stupid?
Wondering where life is headed and how I am going to get to where it is pointing...always wanting more and never finding it...
Short in Stature, Tall in Power, Wide of Vision, and Narrow of Purpose....
When you get the blanket thing, you can relax, because everything you could ever want or be, you already have and are.
"But I, being a poor man, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. So tread softly because you tread upon my dreams." - Yeats
When you can't run anymore, you crawl...And when you can't do that, you find someone to carry you.

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My Interests

Movies, Music, Singing, Playing Guitar, Dancing, Nature, Laughing, Fun, Learning, Reading, Breathing...

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people and people who do interesting things...

Music:

Chili peppers, Rufus Wainwright, STP, White Stripes. Martyn Bennett, B-Tribe, Eliza Carthy,Cake, Crash Test Dummies, Liz Phair, Tori, Zeppelin, anything celtic-techno, Michael Buble is awesome, Renee Olstead is very good, Stacey Kent, Anna Nalick, Clinic, Gorillaz, Mirah is awesome, Radiohead, Aqualung, Abra Moore, Jess Klein, John Brion kicks alot of butt(this is a must hear), Lisa Loeb rocks and is incredibly cute, Ivy, Moxy Fruvous, The Conet Project is really interesting, MC Chris, Dave Brubeck...

Movies:

Blade Runner, Big Lebowski, Big Trouble, Kung Pow, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, David Lynch Movies, I love super over the top cheese movies like Spider Man and The Hulk but not movies by jerry bruckheimer..those suck...Anything with Humprhrey Bogart...The Big Sleep is awesome! clint eastwood spaghetti westerns...marx brothers films...anything with constumes by Edith Head...Akira Kurosawa flicks and anything with Toshiro Mifune...anything with Chow Yun-Fat...any john woo movie...

Television:

The Tick live action series...if you havn't seen it yet you have to go buy it now...it is by far one of the funniest shows ever, yeah, I know what you are thinking and yes, it is funnier than the The Bob Newhart show...

Books:

Anthing by Licoln Child and Douglous Preston, these guys are gods...anyways...The Crow Comic book is the best thing ever...gunslinger series by stephen king,Battlefield Earth...books about history, I really like books about Historical Anachronisms, Neil Gaiman might be the best writer ever...Jules Verne and H.G. Wells will always hold a special place in my heart, Warren Ellis is weird enough to be super cool, Alan Moore is also very good,

Heroes:

Ridley Scott for a billiant vision, David Lynch for being weird, Patrick Warburton for making everything he says funny, Orlando Jones for the same reason, Harrison Ford for staring in BladeRunner...

My Blog

15 bucks little man...

Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck mother fuck noish noish. One, two, one two three four noish noish noish noish. Smokin weed smokin whizz doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers b...
Posted by JB on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:40:00 PST

Double A Batteries...

I had something happen to me and I thought I would tell you about it so that it dosn't happen to you... My MP3 player takes double a batteries so I usually have an extra one or two on me at most times...
Posted by JB on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:44:00 PST

Firefly Theme Song

Firefly Theme Song Main Title Theme Written by: Joss Whedon Performed by: Sonny Rhodes Take my love, take my land Take me where I cannot stand I don't care, I'm still free You can't take the sky fro...
Posted by JB on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:46:00 PST

The Wisdom of Sinanju

The Wisdom Of SinanjuCompiled By Joe MaurantonioWhen a fool is happy, Wise men shudder.Only a fool is free, and he, only from wisdom.Everything is a weapon in the hands of a man who understands.Learn ...
Posted by JB on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:39:00 PST

Horrible Dreams...

I normally have very vivid dreams. Last night I had a dream that disturbed me very much after I had woke up. Here it is 7 am the next day and it is still disturbing me. The dream beg...
Posted by JB on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 05:45:00 PST

300

The movie 300 was awesome! I have been reading everything I could about this battle for years and although there might have been some inaccuracies in the portrayal it still made for a hell of a compe...
Posted by JB on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:28:00 PST

Invictus

Out of the night that covers me black as the pit from pole to pole I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried a...
Posted by JB on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:57:00 PST

It was a dark and stormy night...

She kissed him. Long and Slow."Be careful," she whispered."You know me," he smiled, "I might not always care but I am full of it."With that and a wink he was gone in to the night.©JB Stockdale 2...
Posted by JB on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:02:00 PST

Depressing, yes...

Life was not a valuable gift, but death was. Life was a fever-dream made up of joys embittered by sorrows, pleasure poisoned by pain; a dream that was a nightmare-confusion of spasmodic and fleeting ...
Posted by JB on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

"Wonderful"

"Wonderful" from Shangri-La Dee Da by Stone Temple Pilots If I were to die this mornin' Would you tell me things that you wouldn't have? Would you be my navigator? Would you take me to a place we coul...
Posted by JB on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:08:00 PST