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cunning linguist

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About Me

I'm Katlyn. I wanna take you to a gay bar.And so you're asking me "Who does the dishes after the revolution?" Well, we do our own dishes now. We'll do our own dishes then. And it's always the ones who don't that ask that fucking question.

My Interests

art & design, reading, suspense, baking vegan food with friends, being indecisive, analyzing my ridiculous dreams, crocheting, anti-folk, social justice, queers, sarcasm, DIY, being very typical.

I'd like to meet:

Total bitches. girls who understand how stupid it is to "hate girls" and people who understand how cool books are.:) ... and HANNAH BLILIE!

My Blog

another scientific fact

Scientific Fact 9: Lesbians Are Awesome It's not just the hair.Lesbians would never ask when was the last time you shaved your legs. Lesbians think that your fat little belly is adorable, not 'doughy...
Posted by cunning linguist on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:12:00 PST

scientific fact

Scientific Fact 24: Nature Wishes To Embrace You   She sends mosquito armies after you, chasing you to the water where she laps at your feet with gentle waves. She tries to impress you with thos...
Posted by cunning linguist on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:51:00 PST

art school = money-eatin’ mothafuckas?

Possibly so.     ehhh... I'm sure I'll be fine as long as I don't get up my own ass over my artsy self.  ...
Posted by cunning linguist on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:20:00 PST

Brandon Teena case

Marvin Nissen's new account that he was the lone killer could reignite a case that drew national attention to the issues of transgendered people. The man Nissen once blamed for the killings, John Lott...
Posted by cunning linguist on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 06:25:00 PST

Take a picture, it will last longer.

Dear Myspace Generation,      Taking good pictures of yourself by using certain angles or manipulating images using photoshop and then posting them as your default d...
Posted by cunning linguist on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:18:00 PST

"Dykes Taking Over" lmaaaoo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFgXVyeGh2A&eurl=http%3A% 2F%2Fwww%2Efeministe%2Eus%2Fblog%2Farchives%2F2007%2F06%2F30 %2Fits%2D10pm%2Ddo%2Dyou%2Dknow%2Dwhere%2Dyour%2Dlocal%2Drov ing%2Dgangs%2Dof%2Dl...
Posted by cunning linguist on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:59:00 PST

Uhhmm... fuck this.

..> Anger at 'lenient' rape sentence   .. S BO -->.. S IIMA --> ..>    ..>.. E IIMA -->.. S SF -->Children's charities have reacted with anger after a window cleaner who raped...
Posted by cunning linguist on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:30:00 PST

Pride

R.I.P. Tyra Hunter + Brandon TeenaTransgendered biases can be cruel and deadly On Aug. 7, a routine car accident in Washington, D.C., turned into a demonstration of intolerance and disrespect for huma...
Posted by cunning linguist on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 04:47:00 PST

clittttttssss

10 Things You Don't Know About WomenBy Wanda Sykes 1. The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her clit.2. When we say we want you to get in touch with your feminine side, we really mean you nee...
Posted by cunning linguist on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:08:00 PST

I hate your titties.

Everyone is doing this... so I, like a sheep, am following the crowd. :) I'm supposed to pick 15 people and write about what I want to say to them without actually naming who they are. Well, I only wr...
Posted by cunning linguist on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST