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About Me


I bring new bands to Memphis. Someone has to do it. Gainfully employed in the music industry for 20 years now. I have been a night club operator, a concert promoter, booking agent, publicist, entertainment journalist, radio promotions weasel, stage hand, production assistant, limo driver, and a drummer in a country band for a minute. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, sold it on Ebay. I'm not rich or famous, but I have a fair credit rating and no drug habit. So it's been a break even proposition. Nowadays I just do some booking, go to grad school, and review books and music on Amazon. People keep telling me I should write a backstage tell all, but it would either be boring as a crossword puzzle or some unbelievable bullshit. I see there is a convenient blog on this site so check back in for all the dirt. I might even get sued.
Most days I feel just like this...
And sometimes more like my OWN ancestors...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


My job has allowed me to meet most of those people we all say we want to meet. And, surprise, they are just like us. Mostly superficial self absorbed people, a whole lot of posers, and a small handful of genuinely thoughtful, erudite and gregarious types who make the whole show a worthwhile enterprise. I'd still like to meet Ann Coulter so I can come across the desk and bitch slap her on national television. I would actually like to meet Penn Gillette. With all that crazy magic stuff you wouldn't know he was a Fellow at the Brookings Institute. No really. Really.

That girl swinging on the pole is my friend RAIN
2 Time Polecat of the Year. Don't hate.


My Blog

The inaugural address of the 44th President of the United States of America

................................ .. Barack Obama's inaugural address, as prepared for delivery..... My fellow citizens:.... I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:44:00 GMT

Opie & Andy Taylor speak for Barack. (Ron Howard short film with bonus "Fonzie & Richie" cameo)

I have to admit the Mayberry segment made me tear up just a little. See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:29:00 GMT

Fuck Joe the Plumber (Sarah the Pageant Contestant, and John the Crypt Keeper too)

Hey Joe.James the Coffee Shop Loudmouth here, and you can kiss my money makin' ass.They ought to call you "Joe the Jackleg". (He has no license, and not enough money to buy his boss's crap business.) ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:15:00 GMT

R.I.P. Dolemite

Rudy Ray Moore (March 17, 1927  October 19, 2008) was an American comedian, musician, singer, film actor, and film producer. He was perhaps best known as Dolemite, the uniquely articulate pimp from t...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:19:00 GMT

Watch this video before you vote! Sarah Palin is just plain crazy

SARAH PALIN AND JOHN McCAIN DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS... Thomas Muthee, famous Kenyan witch hunter, laying hands on GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin. YES, I said WITCH HUNTER. Seriously, not met...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Obamas Youth Movement -- article from The Nation

Obama's Youth Movement By Peter Dreier, The Nation September 15, 2008 Twenty-year-old Tobin Van Ostern finished his sophomore year last spring at George Washington University, but ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:52:00 GMT

Irrefutable proof that nobody listens to classical music.

Yup. That's Mendelssohn he's performing. A European Jewish composer. OK, I played in some symphony orchestras in my time. It was in college, and I was being experimental. And I admit to cruis...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:54:00 GMT

Red State Update: Toby Keith Loves Obama. REALLY!

Dunlap: "Jackie I need somebody to hold me..."Jackie: "It ain't gonna be me. What the Hell's wrong with you!"Dunlap: "Jackie, I'm upset. I'm confused. My beliefs are shaken to my core."Jacki...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:02:00 GMT

MATT DAMON speaks on the Sarah Palin nomination.

" I think there's a really good chance that Sarah Palin could be President, and I think that's a really scary thing. Because I don't know anything about her. I don't think in eight weeks I'm gonna kn...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:28:00 GMT

Matt Damon Rips Sarah Palin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6urw_PWHYk
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:55:00 GMT