Gold Star for Robot Boy

I am Alan. I am 24 and spending most of my time either working menial retail jobs to pay off student loans or looking for a decent job to, well, pay off student loans. In the meantime, I still maintain a social life, but that makes me feel like I am devolving into Charles Bukowski without as clever of a way with words or a jail sentence under my belt. After that, I still manage to write, play guitar, and slowly figure out my life while still having these magnificent fantasies that I am something greater than I really am. I like to pretend I am interesting. You can be the judge of that.