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About Me

My name is Amanda. I am a t y p i c a l f e m a l e. I am a 23 year old mother of one darling daughter; Sophia. I live in an apartment in PA with my daughter, husband and 2 cats; Prada and Guchbastian von taint (aka: the guch). Right now, I work at Target. You can find me in softlines; jewelry, infants, lingerie, men's, shoes... all that good stuff. You go in and mess those sections up and you are the jerk that makes my job harder. I'm kind of bitter. I have a degree in photography, but haven't found a job to put it to good use. I don't know what I want to do with my life. Hence the reason I've landed myself a job at Target. I say I'm an artist, but really I haven't done anything other than coding a couple websites and doodling in years. I have a tendency to like really bad TV drama series' such as nip/tuck, rescue me, and damages. I think I watch kids cartoons more than my daughter does, and I can tell you all the names of all the characters on spongebob, fairly oddparents, jimmy neutron...etc. I have no sense of style for myself, but I could dress a skinny girl to the nines. I love the 50's era. I am a typically boring person. Until 5 o'clock, I play with my daughter, surf the net while she naps, clean up house, read a book or watch television. Then at 5 most every day of the week, I go to work and get home at 11. I put the baby to bed and watch some TV with my husband and surf the 'net. I have a shopping problem, so I am trying to fix that. I am really bad with money and finances and can't balance a checkbook. Luckily, I own no credit cards.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. -Aristotle
Teach this triple truth to all: A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the things which renew humanity. -Buddha
I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.' -Ellen DeGeneres
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -dr. suess
Surgery story: I won't bore you with the sob story 'i am big boned, my whole family is fat, etc....' I am fat because I ate. I ate because it made me feel better. I needed to feel better during the non-medicated points in my life. And there were a lot of them. I ate when my parents got divorced, I ate when I was bored, I ate when I was sad, I ate when I was angry, I ate when I was stressed. Then I got angry at myself, and would diet. And I would starve, and I would do weight watchers or jenny craig or take the newest diet pill on the market. And I would crash and then gain it back and then some more. I gained 60 pounds in the course of a short half year; I lost a baby at 71/2 months in utero and a month to that day later, i had my gallbladder removed in an emergency surgery. I didn't want to feel like food controlled me or my emotions anymore. So I started to research weight loss surgery. Here I am now.
My original surgery was July 20, 2007 but I had port replacement surgery on 12/7/07 due to an ongoing infection. My First Goal: 275 by end of february (lose 12 pounds) I have 1 cc in a 4cc band.

My Interests

I am a typically boring person. Until 5 o'clock, I play with my daughter, surf the net while she naps, clean up house, read a book or watch television. Then at 5 most every day of the week, I go to work and get home at 11. I put the baby to bed and watch some TV with my husband. But when I'm not stuck in this lifestlye.. I like photography particularly fashion photography, shopping, organizing, listening to music, reading...

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi, Marilyn Monroe, Mike Rowe, David Bowie, Lavelle Crawford. In reality? Any moms in central pennsylvania. People who have had weight loss surgery. Target, PNC, or Starbucks employees. PLEASE!! Feel free to add me if you want to know more about the band, want tips, or just want to read a first-person account about a young mother who had bariatric surgery.

Music:

David Bowie, Queen, Sublime, Ozma, Tiger Army, Reel Big Fish, Big Sandy and the Fly Rite Trio, Sparta, Spoon, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Flogging Molly, Plain White T's, Garbage, No Doubt, Dropkick Murphys, Johnny Cash, Sterophonics, Elvis Costello, Panic! at the disco, Beck, Fiona Apple, N.E.R.D, Bright eyes, Ella Fitzgerald, Jack Johnson, HIM, The Killers, The Pixies

Movies:

Alice in Wonderland, Snatch, Labyrinth, Never Ending Story, Resevoir Dogs, V for Vendetta, The Prestige, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Rounders, Elf, Bend it Like Beckham, Edward Scissorhands, Waiting, Devil wears Prada, Bruce Almighty, Accepted, Any old disney movies, Dodgeball, Mr.Brooks, I think I love my Wife, Disturbia, Harry Potters, Spidermans

Television:

If it is on discovery health, bravo!, or FX I probably watch it. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Dirty Jobs, Rescue Me, Damages, Scrubs, Project Runway, Top Chef, Plastic Surgery: Before and After, Hell's kitchen, Nip Tuck, Dirt, House, Family Guy, Without a Trace, LA Ink, Miami Ink, The Backyarddigans, Sponge Bob, Fairly Oddparents, Big Brother, Survivor, The Riches

Books:

A million Little Pieces, The Audacity of Hope, The Best Life Diet, What seems like crazy on an Ordinary Day, My Friend, Leonard, Prep, Tales of a teenage delinquent, One flew over the cukoo's nest, Where the red fern grows

Heroes:

My daughter! I love her more than anything in my life. My dad, too, who helped pay for this life changing surgery when health insurance wouldn't.

My Blog

updateeeeeee

I feel MUCH better than I did a week ago. However, when something can go wrong, of course it does.... right, I mean why would anything go PERFECT with me? I had a seroma, again.... the collection of f...
Posted by the lap-bandit on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:33:00 PST

an update

I am alive.This lap band surgery as been a big bust. I'm looking into a lawyer to see what can be done to get my money back. It's almost been a year and I have lost 37 pounds... but its basically been...
Posted by the lap-bandit on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 11:53:00 PST

feeling SHITTY

i was sick with a cold, which got my daughter and austin sick with little colds. Then ariana, his sister, who is visiting from Florida with my mother in law, got sick and she was here for 2 days, whic...
Posted by the lap-bandit on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:10:00 PST

a new painting

Had a big long entry... then I closed the window.  BALLS. So Saturday we placed the cat that was peeing all over the place.  I met the lady on craigslist and she said her mother was looking...
Posted by the lap-bandit on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:43:00 PST

a very long entry. new art though!

This is a very lonnnnngggg sporadic entry... you are warned; it has nothing to do with weight until the end. The crazies were out tonight.  Is it a full moon? So, I go into work and out front t...
Posted by the lap-bandit on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:05:00 PST

2nd fill... a bust

I went in and wound up not getting a fill.  Dr Weiger couldn't find my port through all my scar tissue.  Granted, there is a lot of scar tissue.  I can feel it myself.  So, I'm goi...
Posted by the lap-bandit on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:53:00 PST

chinese food = ughhh

Chinese food always seems like a good idea when you're hungry until after the fact.  I don't think anyone has ever eaten chinese food and then said "wow i feel invigorated!" no matter WHAT you ea...
Posted by the lap-bandit on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 07:59:00 PST

christmasssss

I keep meaning to update, and then.. something comes up... I'm sure everyone knows how it is.  Anyway, I hope everyone had a good Christmas.  We did; it was very simple, unlike last year whe...
Posted by the lap-bandit on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:18:00 PST

doo wop, do a ditty...

Today was the hearing on my license.  Court is scary; very intimidating.  Luckily, the attorney for PENNDOT came over to me before I actually had to appear and basically said that I had alre...
Posted by the lap-bandit on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:06:00 PST

update

So, 6 days until my hearing about my license.  Ever know something bad is coming... but you forget about it sometimes, then when you think about it again, waves of panic/nausea/anxiety hit you in...
Posted by the lap-bandit on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 03:09:00 PST