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Mike

About Me

I live in Hollyweird, South Florida. It's got it's ups and downs- weather's good, food's good, and 55% of people here are retired... the other 45% don't speak english, pero quiero la diversidad. I'm an American born and raised in Germany, so I'm used to not knowing what the hell people are talking about.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone I haven't yet.

My Blog

Economic recessions aren't so bad

Everybodys so bummed out about this recession and how bad our economy is, but I was thinking that there are some really good things that come from having a shitty economy.  The first thing was that d...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:03:00 GMT

Economic recessions aren't so bad

Everybodys so bummed out about this recession and how bad our economy is, but I was thinking that there are some really good things that come from having a shitty economy.  The first thing was that d...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 08:03:00 GMT

Merry Christmas to me

You know when people say, "I need a vacation," and then they never do shit?  They might take a 3 day weekend off and sit at home and vegitate.  I've needed a real vacation for about 2&n...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 02:28:00 GMT

my project

I got a little digital 4-track recorder a while ago and I recently learned how to use it properly.  Since I've got more free time these days, I've been recording songs and ideas and stuff.  ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:46:00 GMT

bored at work

Girls hate me.  It sucks because I really love them&.  They just really hate me.  This girl is always trying to stay as far away from me as possible, and I seem all too eager to let her...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:41:00 GMT

Guilty Pleasures

I was thinking today about stuff I like that I should not like.  I made a very short list...Splashing people in puddles:  Why lie?  I think it's hilarious to drive past somebody and spl...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:11:00 GMT

DON'T WATCH THE NEWS

**Disclaimer:  My blogs have become increasingly militant because I have been getting increasingly furious.  Like the words in that song, "...I'd like to change the world but I don't know wh...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:07:00 GMT

2 weeks left

I was just reading about this chick who was feeling sick and went to the doctor, and he told her that she was irreversibly infected with cancer and she literally had 2 or 3 weeks to live.  She co...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 18:16:00 GMT

Skepticism

I am, and have almost always been, a skeptic.  I say almost always, because there was once a time when I believed that a huge rabbit, a tiny fairy, and a fat elf all broke into my house on a regu...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 19:24:00 GMT

I wonder...

Are all male flight attendants gay?  Maybe it's just coincidence that every one I've ever seen in my whole life was.  And if they aren't ducks, they know where the pond is.  (I heard th...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 06:11:00 GMT