Optimus Prime!!!

People ask me all the time "what are you really like, being the leader of the Auto bots and all?”. I could say that I’m a humble soldier among great heroes, locked in a epic war between good and evil. Well, the true story is that I’m an alcoholic Jewish robot that gets most of his dates by slipping some magic pills into the ladies motor oil. I’ve been fighting in a civil war for millions of years against some jerkoff with a big gun on his arm that turned my shiny planet into something that resembles Detroit in the winter. One night, me and some of the fellas, after a night of shooting bots and taken shots, got the great idea of taken my dads new space ship (The Ark) for a ride. We ended up on some podunk planet with a busted ship (I didn’t have any booze that night no matter what the locals say) light-years from home. Turns out that same buttmunch that has been making all the trouble back home decided to tag along and now we have been shooting the crap out of this place for the past twenty years or so. I guess what I’m really trying to say is I like cheap drinks and even cheaper women. If you have any or are one, then I’m your bot!I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)