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noticklemeruthie

I am the root of all my problems and some of yours as well

About Me

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........ This is necessary.
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My Interests

It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this. You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.
DRAGON

You are the dragon. A dragon,
in western lore, is a giant lizard with wings.
It usually has the capability to breathe fire.
The dragon symbolizes immense power, physical
strength, and courage. The dragon has also been
a symbol of wisdom and of protection. Dragons
may also appear to be greedy as many a tale
depict them as keepers of vast hordes of
treasure.

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet interesting people from all over who like to have a good time and party. People who will reenergize my faith in the intelligence of mankind.

Music:

Pink Floyd, Janis Joplin, Eagles, Led Zeplin, Tool, Tricky, Travis, the Beatles, Nine Inch Nails, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Alien Ant Farm, and many more I cann't think of right now......for a taste of my music collection visit my Launch Cast
Music Video: COUNTING BODIES LIKE SHEEP TO THE RHYTHM OF WAR DRUMS (by A Perfect Circle)

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Hurt

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Movies:

I love horror movies and cheesy movies. I like some independent films....I like most films just dont cxare for some actions films and chick flicks.

Television:



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Books:

I love Stephen King. A couple of my fav non-king books would be Still life with woodpecker, and Clockwork Orange

My Blog

"6 Weird Things/Habits"

This is a game called "6 Weird Things/Habits" The first player of this game starts with the "Six Weird/Things/Habits" about themselves and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their Six Weir...
Posted by noticklemeruthie on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:53:00 PST

blog game. tee hee

BLOG GAME Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'...
Posted by noticklemeruthie on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:28:00 PST

my new new phone

ok so after much ado I did finnally get a new new phone.  It is the same model I had before and I did not have to pay for it.   YAY the threat to write the president worked  YAY me...
Posted by noticklemeruthie on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:40:00 PST

Customer Rules MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I just got a new phone and well it's already broken.  Now I am the BIGGEST advocate of Nokia Phones that I know but for some reason the Cingular nokia phones are pieces of SHITE!  I say t...
Posted by noticklemeruthie on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:50:00 PST

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ok so I know people have bitched and bitched about them but here I go again.....POP-UPS.  OMG these are the single most annoying things on the internet.  I mean I am looking for a job and ge...
Posted by noticklemeruthie on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:51:00 PST

Shine On You Crazy Diamond

I haven't be a bloggin in a while so I guess I am trying again. for those who dont know i have recently lost yet another job! I am trying to look at this as a blessing in disguise due to the fact that...
Posted by noticklemeruthie on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:32:00 PST

Life

My father is out of the hospital now,  Thank God.  Thank you for all of your prayers and please continue them for him, my family, and myself.  He is doin much better, they have his pain...
Posted by noticklemeruthie on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:43:00 PST

what's new.......

well I thought I would kinda vent about what's going on int my life.  It has been crazy for a while now.  So I missed my train to come home from Dallas on sunday but was able to catch the ne...
Posted by noticklemeruthie on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 09:46:00 PST

I can't believe I did IT!

Well anyone who knows me, knows that I am terribly needle-a-phobic.  However while I was in Dallas visiting my friends and family I was given a chance to overcome my fear and recieve a tattoo.&nb...
Posted by noticklemeruthie on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:05:00 PST

Now I'm back, From outerspace.

So my life goes to shit and what do I do?  Well I do what any red blooded american would do, I went on vacation!  I had an awsome time too.  I spent alot of time with my sisters and, st...
Posted by noticklemeruthie on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:36:00 PST