Kyle
is a fat asshole but hes my fat asshole,sometimes I think about how funny it would be to see him do gymnastics.HE and I like to walk to the little store buy a pound of joes and sit in the middle of the street and gossip like girly girls. He is the Tycho to my Gabe.
Jenny
is fucking gorgeous and brilliant, and I love her to death. She is hugely strange, and so am I so it kinda clicks. One day we plan on beating god of war but it doesn't seem like that is going to be any time soon, but one day it'll happen.
I love you jenny even though you are a total butthead.
Erick
is my sexy philipino manwoman. He makes five star breakfasts for me, which brings a single solitary tear to my eye. He also has this weird spam fetish that defies all logic.Oh and did I mention how sexy he is? I love you man!!
Lizzy
is pretty fuckin' sweet. Over the years lizzy has always been there for me for to talk with despite that most of what I have to say doesn't make any sense, she is an amazing person and a great friend. She will always be in my heart. And if you don't like her, you can go fucking die :]
Lisa
is a jerk and never calls me...
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"Sometimes, with friends, I speak in code. For example, instead of the word 'fuck', I say 'Braff.' And, instead of 'bitch', I say 'Zach Braff fan.' And, instead of 'vagina', I call it a 'Braff-hole.' So, if you hear me say 'I Braffed the Zach out of that Braffing Zach Braff fan. Braffed her right in her Braffing Braff-hole', you'll know what I'm really talking about. Oh yeah, instead of 'shit', I say 'Zach.'" - Zach Braff