Brenda Dickson Parody
"I'm exhausted, but that doesn't stop me...from reading Porn to the Blind."
The Retarded Policeman
Georgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show
(this makes no fucking sense lol)
I'll fullfill all your weeeshes with my taco flavored keeeesses
Very Much Needed.
This is called "Animusic". Take a look, I think its pretty damn cool.
The Mindless Self Indulgence - Much needed video if you have to deal with the public/and or customer service.
Reformed.
Stitch up my Emptiness cause you're the death of me.."
"So precious loving the Thrill"
"Are you Fucking happy? Now that I'm lost, left with Nothing"
adopt your own virtual pet!
"Its Really Not so bad, you know, once you get past the taste" - Kasparov
You are Lawrence.
You're pretty laid back. Just a few beers, a few
buddies and the breast exams on channel 9 are
all you need to feel content. "yeah, i'm doin the drywall at the new mcdonalds." *face at erica*
Which Office Space Character Are You?
No Soup for You.
I Like a few different things. I might show more focus on certain ones at times, like bands and people, but it doesn't always mean I like the rest any less. Just dig alittle deeper. Heres a list of the mostly Obvious : laughing at idiots. music. friends. hangin out. concerts. watching garage bands perform. Sneakers. cows outside of tents. "love your body". a good cold beer here and there. chatting. who's tits are these? driving. Pig Anne. 'wanting your sex', "Fuckin French Toast". laughing at idiots. Scaring people with the New Clown phobia Everyone fucking seems to have nowadays. Practicing brass while i need to take my math test. My Pen!. licking straight dudes ears to make them uncomfortable for a minute. Singing. windy nights. Skunks. Jumping up on tables While singing. old times. "of course the mullet". Sparkler Fests. "Zoe one canobie". new times. the future. holding someone i care about, and watching the sky spark up and roll with thunder, with no distractions -just me, the sky and the other person.
" So weak..and powerless...over You "
"I've got to get you guys out of here". Puzzle toys. "the cow rocks/sucks". popcorn. Camel.
burning discs. 10 in 87 (times with Erica). Mario Kart with Sean ..(Fuckin Cheat Peach!). getting sat on by jimmy "urine" at an MSI concert. Living in the Present, for the Future, and not somewhat in the Past. Finding a decent honest dude with a good heart. making useless multiple choice tests on the net. Nudging Que's foot and listening to her laugh. Vodka. laughing at idiots. Jack having a "victory". being a usual suspect. brad working a double. "Why don't you use the bathroom..?" Others who are tall. "You're a roll up thing". having a stroke while masturbating and fingering a chicken. "whatever i feel like I wanna do , Gosh." That robot smiley ad on myspace.com that says "whaaaaaat?"
"I can't say what I want to...Even If I'm not serious"
I miss you.
I'd like to meet:
People that have a sense of humor, and are'nt afraid to laugh at one of my jokes that are in bad taste. heh I'm into talking to/meeting people who have some of the same interests that I do. People that can stand up for something they whole heartedly believe in. People that don't give a shit about someones skin color, or sexual orientation. If the last sentence doesn't apply to you, go suffocate. Have a sweet ass day.
Drawn by Ms. Amy Jo
Just because.
Music:
2 Live Crew. [All] 80's. AFI. Alot of "oldies". Alien Ant Farm. Anal Cunt. A perfect Circle. Alice in Chains. Anglefish. Bad Religion. Bella Morte. Bif Naked. Billy Idol. Breaking Benjamin. Candlebox. Chevelle. Cold. Days of the New. Deadsy. Deftones. Depeche Mode. Disturbed. Dresden Dolls. Duran Duran. Faith No More. Feist. Filter. Fuel. Garbage. Guns and Roses. Here Come the Mummies. H.I.M. Juliette and the Licks. Kidney Thieves. Kittie. Korn. Letters to Cleo. Live. Mindless Self Indulgence. Mr. Bungle. Mudvayne. Murderdolls. Neon Blonde. NIN. No Doubt. Orgy. Our Lady Peace. Ozzy. Poe. Rammstein. Rob Zombie. She wants Revenge. Shinedown. Smashing Pumpkins. Snake river Conspiracy. Soundgarden. Stephen Lynch. STP. SOAD. Surfrajet. The Cure. The Darkness. The Donnas. The Killers. The Police. The Smiths. Tool. Tub Ring. Veruca Salt. Velvet Revolver. Weezer. Weird Al. etc..
Movies:
Clue. Serial Mom. A Dirty Shame. Elvira mistress of the dark. Kill Bill. Nightmare on Elm Street(s). Jawbreaker. Party Monster. Shawn of the Dead. American History X. The Goonies. Natural Born Killers. But I'm a Cheerleader. Erin Brockovich. The Craft. Uncle Buck. Creepshow 2. Pulp Fiction. Spaceballs. The Matrix. Four Rooms. Reservoir Dogs.
"Thats all you got lady. Two wrong feet and Fucking Ugly Shoes. "
Notorious c.h.o. Not Another Teen Movie. Gremlins. Beetlejuice. Dancer in the Dark. Donnie Darko. Jaws. The Village. IT. The Blair Witch Project. Jurrasic Park. The Opposite of Sex. Killer Klowns from outterspace. Go. Office Space. The Last Broadcast. A Clockwork Orange. Napoleon Dynamite. Wild Things. Pet Semetary. Cube. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. X Men (2 and 3) Dirty Dancing. Batman (the first one, and new newest one.). Spiderman (1 and 2). To Kill a Mockingbird. Tales from the Crypt. The Doom Generation. Nowhere. The 40 year old virgin.
Television:
..
.. " I won't play with you Anymore. You have insulted my Friend." - Miguel Najdorf (when an opponent cursed himself for a blunder)
Seinfeld. The Family guy. Roseanne. Married With Children. Anything on the National Geographic Channel. The Simpsons. Cash Cab. Will and Grace. Golden Girls. (kinda comes with the territory. heh) Flavor of Love. Mad TV. SNL (on its good times) Thats My Bush!. Behind the Music. Next. Jerry Springer. americas next top model. Freinds. Myth Busters. A&E shows...you know the ones.
"you'd think all the noises would be annoying...but they're not."
..
THE PAWNS
The Rookes poore Pawnes, are sillie swaines,
Which seldom serue, except by hap,
and yet those Pawns, can lay their traines,
To catch a great man, in a trap:
So that I see, sometime a groome
May not be spared from his roome.
Books:
"I Hate America. I hate this country. Nothing but ideas and stories and people dying. The White Cracker who wrote the National Anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word "free" on a note So High, Noone could reach it. That was deliberate."
"Dare to Love...the Path that you have Now taken..."
"Show me a Reason...to Make You Mine"
"Do Unto Others as you Would have them do Unto Yourself. "
"You did this Unto Me...and Now I'm doing it Unto You. "
M A R R I A G E I S A B O U T L O V E
SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!!!
Enough said. think about it.
Heroes:
My Hero sure as Hell isn't our Monkey ass Stuttering Dipshit of a President. FUCK GEORGE BUSH
