Things U won’t hear a southerner say |
THINGS YOU'LL WON'T HEAR A SOUTHERN SAY:
We don't keep firearms in this house.Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?You can't feed that to the dog.I thought Graceland was tacky.No kids in the back of...
Posted by Lynnette on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST |
You know you’re from Tennessee IF |
1. You measure distance in hours.2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.4. Stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.5. ...
Posted by Lynnette on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST |
Update on Assault Situation |
As of today Brandon hasn't been found. I know where he is staying I just haven't been able to get the address so they can pick him up. I went to the dr. I have or had a concussion and damage to my lef...
Posted by Lynnette on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:49:00 PST |
RULES OF THE SOUTH |
I got this in an email, though it was cute so i'm sharing!
RULES OF THE SOUTH> > > > The 'Rules of the South' are as follows:> > 01. Pull your d...
Posted by Lynnette on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:12:00 PST |
A Strong Woman |
I recently came across this. It's so true, thought I'd share :)
A strong woman is one who feels deeply and loves fiercely. Her tears flow just as abundantly as her laughter. A strong woman is b...
Posted by Lynnette on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:16:00 PST |
Child of the 80's |
How To Know You're An 80's KidYou had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.
You wanted to be on StarSearch. (Come, on, we all did)
You ever uttered the word "Radical!"
You wore jelly...
Posted by Lynnette on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:24:00 PST |
Why God Made Little Boys |
God made a world out of his dreams,
Of wondrous mountains, oceans, and streams,
Prairies and plains and wooded land,
Then paused and thought , "I need someone to stand on top
Of the mountains, to co...
Posted by Lynnette on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:03:00 PST |
You Know You're From Tennessee When,.. |
You Know You're From Tennessee When...You've never met any celebrities....other than Fred Thompson
"Vacation" means going to the family reunion.
You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Su...
Posted by Lynnette on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:06:00 PST |
Slogans For Womens T-shirts |
So many men, so few who can afford me.
God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it...
Posted by Lynnette on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:58:00 PST |
Words Women Use (men might learn from this) |
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those argu...
Posted by Lynnette on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:49:00 PST |
