Auld Limericks |
Please enjoy the following, otherwise I'll have to send them back:
In a time before man, old UranusThrew a met'or (he'd a modus most heinous)
From the caelian black
At a chimpanzee's crack,And so... Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 21:16:00 GMT |
Ecce, Roma! |
'Ere Pompeii erupted, the sages
Held a dinner that lasted for ages.
It hadn't yet clicked,
So they didn't predict
They'd make headlines in Vulcan's newspages.
Cleopatra attended to Marc
On the ... Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:20:00 GMT |
Perversity |
There once was a dame from Gibralter
Whose husband wore hose and a halter.
He, after the op,
Insisted they swap
And now he's 'Christine' to her 'Walter'.
A banker of note, Mr. Schwartz
Co... Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:54:00 GMT |