People who will know when i'm joking and when i'm not and take everything i say with a pinch of salt unless i want them to take it seriously in which case they should know this instinctively. People who will understand me...and will then explain me to me so i can share in this understanding...and they will still like me and respect me after they have done this. Sooo...God then i guess. Shit! I think he only appears to those who believe in him. Oh well i guess Yoda will have to do then. Shit! He's dead and i can't talk to translucent beings it brings me out in hives. So i guess that leaves you then...yes you...no you wasn't the bottom of my list there are hundreds of people i'd like to meet less than you...your third just after God and Yoda, most people would be honoured...well if your gonna be like that you can piss off...no you piss off this is my page...well it looks like i'm here to meet nobody which suits me just fine as i've never really liked people anyway...PS. If your gonna bother friend requesting me and i don't already know you then you must have a reason (shamefully promoting your band/venue/night/business/crack whores or whatever, no real friends so trying to make some in a virtual world where you can pretend to be more interesting than you really are, your in solitary confinement and this is your only contact with the outside world, or something like that) so why not introduce yourself like you would in the real world, send a message, say hi. That way when i check out your page and wonder if your just the sort who thinks the more myspace friends they have the more successfull they are as a person in this life or if you actually ever speak to your 56834 friends, then i might have an ounce of respect for you when i click the 'deny' button. And if your a band and i deny you it's not that your musics bad it's just that i'd rather listen to a cat being slowly lowered into a hand powered meat grinder tail first. It's not that i'm choosy or anything it's just...well okay it is. Anyway look forward to meeting you.
Oh and i'd also like to meet Edal the African Otter that bit off Terry Nutkins fingers....but that was over 40 years ago so it's not likely to happen.