*Gharrett starts singing with british accent*
Ladies and gentlemen,
May I have your attention please?
Do you wake every morning
in shame and despair?
Discover your pillow
is covered in hair?
What ought not to be there?
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
From now on you can waken at ease.
You need never again
have a worry or care.
I will show you a miracle.
Marvelous! rare!
Gentlemen, you are about
to see something
What rose from the dead!
On the top of me head!
'Twas Pirreli's "Miracle Elixir"
That's what did the trick, sir
True sir, true.
Was it quick, sir? Did it in a tick, sir.
Just like an elixir ought to do.
How about a bottle, mister?
Only cost a penny, guarenteed.
Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir?
You can have my oath, sir.
'Tis unique.
Rub a minute
Stimulate it in it
Soon you'll have to thin it
once a week!
pardon me ma'am
What's that awful stench?!
Are we standing in an open trench?
Must be standing near an open trench!
Pardon me, sir.
What's that awful stench?
Buy Pirelli's "Miracle Elixir"
Anything what's slick, sir
soon sprouts culs.
Try Pirelli's
When they see how thick, sir
you can have your pick, sir
of the girls.
Want to buy a bottle missus?
What is this?
What is this?
Smells like piss!
Smells like...ew!
Looks like piss!
Wouldn't touch it if I were you, dear!
This is piss, piss with ink.
Let Pirelli's activate your roots, sir!
Keep it off your boots, sir!
Eats right through.
Yes, get Pirelli's, use a bottle of it
ladies seem to love it
Flies do too!
I! am Adolfo Pirelli!
King of the barbers and barber of kings!
Ebuan Giorno, good day!
I blow you a kiss
and I!
The so famous Pirreli
I wish-a to know-a
Who has-a the nerve-a to say
my elixir is piss?
Who says this??